JABbering Stooge

Just thought I’d let y’all know that I’m in Roswell for Thanksgiving. We got in a few hours ago, and I’m about to crash at the hotel for the night. I want to wish all my American readers (all two of you) a safe and happy Thanksgiving. And because I’m a caring guy, warm wishes to my international readers (all three of you).

I’ve seen fuzzy math before, but this takes the cake!

Following on my previous post, Chris Matthews stops being a right-wing tool long enough to smack down Eyes Bishop Thomas Tobin…HARD!

Oh, it is a thing of beauty, is it not?

Fair enough! HA!

MUSIC TO MY EARS: When you’ve made professional outrage maven Bill Donohue lose control of his sphincter, you know you’ve done your job!

The United States is NOT a theocracy, despite your efforts to make it one.

HA!

U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
CNN Host Had Been Living Illegally In Country Since 1961

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

According to the Department of Homeland Security, federal agents stormed the undocumented immigrant’s home in an evening raid just hours after the 64-year-old newscaster suddenly announced that he was resigning from CNN, and immediately placed him on an Aeromexico flight departing from Newark Liberty Airport.

Damn, I love The Onion, don’t you?

Over at the GOS, Bill in Portland, ME posts some must read hilarity:

Channel surfing: Yesterday

• “Welcome to the Today Show. This morning: Sarah Palin’s new book…”

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  “Oh Joe!” “Oh Mika!” “Oh Joe!” “Oh Mika!” “Let’s talk about Sarah Palin’s new book, Joe, and how much Obama sucks!” “Great idea, Mika…”

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  “Our round-the-clock coverage of Sarah Palin’s new book continues on Fox News with amazing new details on how Steve Schmidt paid housekeeping staffs to short-sheet her hotel-room beds…”

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  “Headline News has just learned that there are, in fact, five chapters in Sarah Palin’s new book. Five, count ‘em, five. One two three four five. Or try it backwards, five four three t…”

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  “CNN breaking news at this hour: we have just learned that Sarah Palin’s new book still has no index! Let’s go live to…”

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  “And in local news, some Portland residents say they may buy Sarah Palin’s new book, but others say they might not. Our eyewitness team coverage begins with…”

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  “Welcome back to Hardball. A tingle is running up my leg with the release of…”

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  “Coming up on The History Channel: Could World War II have been averted if Neville Chamberlain had read Sarah Palin’s new book? A panel of experts says…”

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  “I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat: Sarah…Palin’s…New…”

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For Sale: 1 slightly used TV. Comes with size 8 1/2 shoe embedded. Serious offers only, please.

We’ve got a big push ahead of us at work to get this next phase of our project knocked out before Christmas, so blogging will be very light for the next month or so. I’ll still try to comment where I can at my usual haunts (JJ’s place, CC’s place, the boys at T3h Sadly, etc.).

See you on the flipside!

I am not interested in your offers of Enzyte, Cialis, OxyContin, “guaranteed” schemes to make money fast by picking my pocket, virus-laden pr0n sites, or self-help webinars. Please go away.

FAR away.

In fact, just DIAF, already.

Love,

J. A. Baker in Austin, TX

Dr. Sagan would’ve been 75 today had he lived.