Friday, June 9th, 2006
At least I didn’t dive into the fart joke ditch
They’ve been having a field day making fun of the ambiguous Homeland Security warning signs over at AMERICAblog. John Aravosis has even resurrected an old website that makes fun of some early images.
In that spirit, AMERICAblog has asked readers to come up with appropriate captions for the following set of images:
Here are mine:
1) No, the Abramoff files are not here. Move along, Citizen.
2) Medical attention works the same way in real life as in an MMORPG: a big symbol appears and you instantly revive in front of a blocky building.
3) Ph34r my cartoon anger!
4) Organic chemistry is bad. It produces a bunch of gibberish symbols that cause bad gas and hurricanes.
5) Look, ma! I’m making this guy choke himself with my evil librul mind control rays and Katrina footage!
6) No hunting or fishing, unless you are Dick Cheney.
7) If the rising sun takes up half the sky, pull over immediately. You’ve been taking too many drugs.
8) Pedophilia in a car gives DHS officials a stiffy.
9) Believing everything PowerLine says is a sign that you are gullible. I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
(See original post on the old blog here - originally posted Apr. 5, 2006 4:30 PM)
