Thursday, June 29th, 2006
Republican Family Values
Carey Lee Cramer, best known as the nutjob responsible for the unoriginal "Daisy Girl 2" attack ad in sElection 2K, has been convicted of "aggravated sexual assault of a child, two counts of indecency with a child by contact and one count of indecency with a child by exposure," according to the McAllen Monitor. He has been sentenced to six years in prison, ten years probation, a $30,000 fine, and must register as a sex offender everywhere he goes.
An added bonus: one of the accusers in the case is the girl who starred in "Daisy Girl 2." Jeff Goldstein would be proud.
How much do you want to bet that Republicans will blame this one on Clinton’s Almighty Penis, the way that Ann Coulter blamed the Almighty Clenis for Enron, WorldCom, etc.?
