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Thursday, June 15th, 2006
They hate us for our freedoms…Riiiight…

Why am I not surprised? Civilian contractors who posted video of themselves shooting up random vehicles on Iraqi highways get away with murder. Crooks and Liars has the video here.

For those who are either too slow-witted or too blinded by hatred of anyone who expresses an opinion to the left of Torquemada (I’m looking at you Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Freepers, Late German Fascists, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, Neal Boortz, Rush Limbaugh, etc.), these genocidal maniacs were NOT military, but employees of London-based Aegis Defense Services - a private security firm. These monsters are to our men and women in uniform what mall security is to local police.  In other words, RENT-A-COPS!!!

Click here to see the rest of the story…

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
Michelle Malkin - BITE ME

Michelle Malkin has been going batshit crazy again - this time over the disruption of an apparent terrorist cell in Canada by the RCMP.

Malkin, as usual, takes the opportunity to smear every last Muslim on the face of the Earth as evil terrorists worthy only of death, while taking time to smear the "librul" media for not going along to get along.

Click here to see the rest of the story…


Pardon the dust…

Allow me a few brief comments on some things that have happened while I was moving all 156 posts from my old blog over here:

First they came for the government whistleblowers…

SCOTUS to federal employees wanting to expose corruption: No protection for you! Come back, 40 year!

Zen and the Art of Winger Distillation - Part 2

Shorter John Stossel: Price gouging is the American way, and anyone who engages in it deserves a medal! In fact, gaming the system for your own personal gain is the most patriotic thing one can do!

Alternately: Kenneth "Kenny Boy" Lay is the most patriotic American on the face of the earth (next to the Most Holy George W. Christ)!

BTW, the fine folks at Sadly, No! have a wonderful fisking of this calumny…er, column.

Converting the Heathens by the Sword: Great gaming, and great practice for the Glorious Revolution!

Purpose-Driven eliminationist fantasies give conservative theocrats a stiffy.

If you still think the media has a "librul" bias, get your head examined.

Over at Media Matters, Jamison Foser has two pieces about how the media throws only softballs at conservatives, and rakes liberals over the coals for the most ridiculous of reasons. (hat tip, Christy Hardin Smith over at Firedoglake. Also, be sure to check out Jane Hamsher’s four-part series on the smear-boating of Congressman John Murtha - I, II, III, IV)

Eric Boehlert, author of Lapdogs : How the Press Rolled Over for Bush, ripped Slate’s Jacob Weisberg a new one for his hit piece on the all-important contents of Hillary Clinton’s iPod. He would soon go on to do the same to Washington Post ombudsman Michael Getler for the latter’s pearl-clutching screed against the former’s book.

Monday, June 12th, 2006
Zen and the Art of Winger Distillation

Posted at 09:55
by J. A. Baker
in GOP Bizarro World

Shorter George Will: You fools have forgotten the horrors of 9/11! Go see United 93, or the terrorists win!

(See original post on the old blog here - originally posted May 8, 2006 5:44 PM)


Request for Change of Venue filed

Posted at 09:44
by J. A. Baker
in Uncategorized; Of Blogs and HTML

No, I’m not involved in any court proceedings. However, I AM considering changing the means of delivering my polemics. I have found Blogger/Blogspot to be too unreliable and too restrictive for me to use any longer.

Replacement blogging software candidates include bBlog, WordPress, and Blogsome (which, incidentally, is at least partially based on WordPress). Further suggestions/comments are appreciated, but I expect to make the decision sometime within the next week.

Note: Guess which one I chose?

Once the decision is made, I will begin porting all my posts here to the new blog location and placing a forwarding URL in my blog here.

In the long term, I intend to use my m4d web development skillz to build my own blog from scratch, but that is going to wait until I can find someone with better graphic design skills than me to help me out. This move will have to do until then.

(See original post on the old blog here - originally posted May 8, 2006 5:33 PM)


More wisdom from Babylon 5

Posted at 09:38
by J. A. Baker
in Religious Thuggery; GOP Bizarro World

The fine folks at Sadly, No! have done it again. This time they present a real doozy from the bowels of WingNutDaily.

In response to the first few paragraphs, Brad R. asks:

Since prophecies inevitably come true no matter what, is there really any point to opposing the National ID Act? I mean, aren’t you just pissing God off by interfering with His Divine Plan?

As I noted in the comments, Mira Furlan’s character in Babylon 5 provided the best assessment of prophcy that I can think of in the third-season episode "Ceremonies of Light and Dark" when she said:

Prophecy is a poor guide to the future. You only understand it when the events are already upon you.

But then another thought occurred to me as I read the other comments, particularly this one regarding the Christo-Fascist Zombie Brigade’s twisted "interpretation" of the Book of Revelation:

In any case, this whole Mark of the Beast comes way, WAY after many other prophecies occur that most certainly haven’t occurred. FIRST comes the Rapture, where all kids and Good Christians (not all Christians, even, are good enough for this Rapture, by the way) are zapped into Heaven. SECOND comes the rise of a demagogue, who charms the world and causes a one-world faith, a one-world currency, a one-world government, etc. THIRD comes a whole slew of judgements, which are things like plagues, famines, wars, etc. FOURTH comes the Anti-Christ, who rises from the death of the demagogue. It is the Anti-Christ who puts the Mark of the Beast on his followers. Therefore, there’s no way that the Real ID act is suggestive of a Mark of the Beast.

The thought that comes to mind is this: if the RealID Act is indeed the Mark of the Beast(©1978 Tim LaHaye Industries) as the Fundies claim, then they missed the Banana- Rapture-Boat that they insinuated was reserved for them and them alone (because only they are "Good Christians").

(See original post on the old blog here - originally posted May 5, 2006 12:38 AM)


About that Iran thing…

I know that everyone else in the left-wing portion of the blogosphere has weighed in on the coming nuclear holocaust in Iran.

For instance, the fine folks at Sadly, No! reposted an excellent assessment of the situation entitled Is your entire country on crack?.

Click here to see the rest of the story…


NBC on Benedict Arnold I: “No, really! He’s a moderate! Honest!”

It seems that NBC’s Stephen Weeke gets Weeke-kneed over homophobic, misogynist Prada™-wearing pontiffs who meddle in the internal politics of sovereign nations. That’s the only explanation I can think of for the fawning coverage he gives of Cardinal Ratzinger’s first anniversary as the new Pope.

Let’s take a look at the massive, steaming pile of dung that passes for analysis at NBC.

Click here to see the rest of the story…


Are we getting Enroned in CenTex?

Posted at 08:35
by J. A. Baker
in Uncategorized; Culture of Corruption; War on Science

Remember the California blackouts in 2000/2001? It’s happening in Texas now.

Yesterday, we had rolling blackouts here in central Texas as record-high triple-digit temperatures beat down on the city. The official recorded temperature was 100 degrees, and in some parts of the Austin TV stations’ viewing areas, got as high as 106 - in April, no less (and they say that global warming is a myth!).

As a result, pressure on the energy grid (of which 15% was already down for seasonal maintenance) forced the Electric Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT) to institute rolling blackouts yesterday and consumers are being asked to reduce their energy use between 3 and 7 PM today. According to the Austin American-Statesman, the outages were felt across much of Texas, including Houston and Dallas. And yet, ERCOT spokesman Paul Wattles claimed that doing the rolling blackouts helped prevent "region-wide outages." Earth to Paul Wattles: when an energy crunch affects something like 60% of your coverage area, that IS a region-wide outage! (ERCOT’s grid covers 80% of Texas, and is essentially separate from the national grid - connected in only three places.)

Of course, as with the California blackouts, conservatives will jump on this to lay every last micron of blame at the feet of environmenalists and people who want the energy industry to be regulated. They’ll break out the usual strawman arguments. Envirionmentalists don’t want ANY increase in production capacity (because they’re evil, terrorists who hate capitalism and want us to return to nature, conservatives will say with a Cheney-esque sneer). The regulation proponents want to drive energy companies out of the state (the same argument they made to make malpractice lawsuits illegal in 2003) - because reglation propoents are evil communists who hate competition and want big government to control EVERYTHING conservatives will say sneeringly (and these are the same people who want big government in a woman’s uterus, your web browser, your telephone, your e-mail, your medical records, your political history, etc. etc. etc.).

The answer to both these charges is simple. The problem with the power grid in this country is NOT lack of power generation. The problem is that we’ve got First-World generating capacity but Third-World transmission infrastructure - the transmission lines can’t handle the amount of energy that’s being sent over them, especially at peak usage hours - that much was made clear in the 2003 Northeastern Blackout. And besides, even if power generation were an issue, the environmentalists argue that there are more eco-friendly ways of getting that generating capacity - wind and solar power and bio-diesel/ethanol for now (which have gotten a lot more efficient in recent years, but are just not getting the focus they need, especially under this administration which is heavily beholden to the oil/nuclear fission lobby) and nuclear fusion power and fuel cells later on down the road.

As for energy regulation, it is necessary, as in all market activity to prevent corrupt CEOs and accountants from gaming the system for their own personal gain at the expense of their employees and the American public in general. I would think that the Enron/WorldCom/Tyco debacle in 2002/2003 would’ve clearly illustrated this necessity, but clearly, some people are resistant to education that contradicts their ideological beliefs.

Oh, and speaking of energy prices, oil is now $71/barrel. Here in Austin, average gasoline prices have always lagged behind the national average…until now. One year ago, the average price of unleaded gas in Austin was $2.095/gallon, while the national average was $2.216/gallon. Today, Austin’s average price per gallon is only four cents lower than the national average - $2.733/gallon in Austin vs. $2.773/gallon nationwide.

So the question, then, is this: are we getting Enroned in Central Texas? You decide.

(See original post on the old blog here - originally posted Apr. 18, 2006 10:00 AM)

Saturday, June 10th, 2006
I’ve got your class warfare right here…

Posted at 02:00
by J. A. Baker
in Uncategorized; The WTF?! Files; Music and Politics

This is interesting. According to Wikipedia, the song One Tin Soldier is a 60s anti-war folk song. My first encounter with the song was in church camp in the summer of 1995. I grew up, more or less, in the Disciples of Christ denomination, and our church, along with several other Disciples Churches in central and south Texas (as far south as Corpus Christi) sent their high school-age kids to three such events during the year - two weekend camps (one in the fall, around October, one in the Spring around March) and one week-long camp in early June. From the first time we sang the song that summer, the song struck a chord with me, if you will. Now that I know that it was an anti-war ballad, it has become all that more important to me.

In case you’re wondering here are the lyrics:

Listen children to a story that was written long ago
‘Bout a kingdom on a mountain and the valley folk below.
On the mountain was a treasure buried deep beneath a stone,
And the valley people swore they’d have it for their very own.

CHORUS:
Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven, (you can) justify it in the end.
There won’t be any trumpets blowin’ come the judgment day
On the bloody morning after one tin soldier rides away.

So the people of the valley sent a message up the hill
Asking for the buried treasure, tons of gold for which they’d kill.
Came an answer from the kingdom: "With our brothers we will share
All the secrets of our mountain, all the riches buried there.
"

REPEAT CHORUS

Now the valley cried with anger; mount your horses, draw your sword,
And they killed the mountain people, so they won their just reward.
Now they stood beside the treasure on the mountain, dark and red,
Turned the stone and looked beneath it. "Peace on earth" was all it said.

REPEAT CHORUS

(See original post on the old blog here - originally posted Apr. 10, 2006 4:30 PM)

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