Thursday, July 20th, 2006
Oscar…Mike…Golf…What an embarrassment!
When last we left POTUS, he was on his way to St. Petersburg, Russia for the G-8 Summit. True to form, the bumbling frat boy made everyone nostalgic for the days when we had someone with some semblance of tact and manners in charge.
First, we had an "Is this microphone on?" moment where Bush, displaying rare candor, dropped the S-bomb on Hezbollah while stuffing his face with buttered bread:

"See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this $#17 and it’s over."
But that’s nothing compared to this…er…shit:
I didn’t know we’d actually elected Johnny Bravo as president…


