Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
Unfortunately, unlike Olbermann, I don’t have producers to force me to cover this

Posted at 21:36
by J. A. Baker
in Uncategorized; The WTF?! Files; Adults in Charge?

In news fit for the "Reality Journalists" (aka tabloid writers), pop-tart Ashlee Simpson unexpectedly cancelled her concert in Toldeo, Ohio last night, pleading illness. Then a local radio station, having spotted her rollerblading and taking in the local dining options, encouraged fans to protest outside the hotel she was staying at.  They did in droves, with some fans going so far as to burn their tickets and desecrate Ashlee Simpson paraphernalia.

All this over a relatively minor slight. Imagine what they would’ve done if she had said something critical of The Most Holy George W. Christ.


All Michelle Will Call You Will Be Detainee

So the ever-unhinged Michelle Malkin has taken to cold-cocking the Washington Post over a story on illegal immigration. She shows a photo of one of the deportees with gangland tattoos, and smugly declares "OMG, th3y’r3 4ll t3h fscking 3vil MS-13!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1!1!!!!!!!11!1!"

Update: I forgot to mention that Malkin complained that the Post was "downplaying of the violent nature of the crimes committed by nearly half of those on the plane." Keep in mind that this is what Malkin calls "downplaying the violent nature" of the crimes committed by some of the deportees:

Those who are deported often come to the attention of immigration officials only because they commit a crime.

Watching over them were 16 marshals, who had reason to be wary. About 45 percent of the deportees had been convicted of violent crimes.

And stretching a long leg into the aisle from seat 9C was Oscar Barilla, 25, whose chest and back were tattooed with the gothic letters and fearsome symbols of his gang, Mara Salvatrucha, or MS-13. Barilla consented to be photographed for this article, but, like the other 15 gang members aboard, he refused to be interviewed.

Assuming the 16 MS-13 members (15 plus Mr. Barilla) comprised the whole of the violent gang contingent on the flight, that means that only 15.24% of the deportees on the flight were members of a notorious gang (16 is 15.24% of 105), which represents only a third of all violent offenders being deported on that one flight. That’s not very significant. I guess in Malkin’s batshit crazy world, journalists must have every other sentence be "A significant percentage of deportees are violent criminals, most of whom are members of the notorious MS-13 gang" in order to qualify as "fair and balanced" journalism, even when it’s not the case.

So in "honor" of Malkin’s blatant racism, I present the lyrics to The Highwaymen’s cover of the Woody Guthrie protest song "Deportee (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos)", because apparently, not following proper protocol to come here automatically makes one a good-for-nothing thug out to defile our precious bodily fluids and worthy only of death.

Deportee (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos)

The crops are all in and the peaches are rotten,
The oranges are packed in the creosote dumps.
They’re flyin’ them back to the Mexican border,
To save all their money then wade back again.
My father’s own father, he waded that river:
Others before him had done just the same.
They died in the hills and they died in the valleys;
Some went to heaven without any name.

CHORUS:
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita;
Adios mi amigo; Jesus y Maria.
You won’t have a name when you ride the big airplane.
All they will call you, will be: "Deportee".

Some of us are illegal and others not wanted;
Our work contract’s out and we have to move on.
Six hundred miles to the Mexican border.
They chase us like rustlers, like outlaws, like thieves.

REPEAT CHORUS

The sky plane caught fire over Los Gatos canyon;
A fireball of thunder, it shook all the hills.
Who are all of these dear friends, scattered like dry leaves?
The radio said they were just ‘Deportees’.

REPEAT CHORUS 2x


Nice to know there are some Capt. Sheridans in a military of President Clarks

Posted at 01:00
by J. A. Baker
in Politics; Religious Thuggery

In case you’re wondering, the post title refers to the sci-fi TV series Babylon 5, particularly the middle of Season 3 through the end of season 4, when the Earth Alliance Civil War is in full swing. And the Captain Sheridan of the hour is one Michael "Mikey" Weinstein. Weinstein is an alumnus of the Air Force Academy who spent 10 years as a JAG officer before serving on St. Ronnie "Red Ink" Raygun’s Iran-Contra legal defense team (I suspect that he didn’t really enjoy that, but didn’t have much choice).

Weinstein’s latest work was in bringing the Air Force Academy proselytizing scandal to light, and has played a prominent role in the fight for the religious freedom of cadets ever since. In the latest battle on that front, he has formed a 501(c)(3) organization called the "Military Religious Freedom Foundation", and has a book in the works entitled With God on Our Side: One Man’s War Against an Evangelical Coup in America’s Military. For his efforts, he has been called "the Field General of the Godless Armies of Satan" and subjected to repeated death threats. (What is it about right wingers and death threats against anyone who dares hold a differing opinion?)

Favorite Weinstein quotes:

Let me make it clear. I would shed my last drop of blood to defend their right to hold that biblical worldview. They are absolutely entitled to believe that Anne Frank is burning in hell along with Dr. Seuss, Gandhi and Einstein. But I will not accept my government telling me who are the children of the greater God and who are the children of the lesser God. That’s the difference. I will not defend — I will fight them tooth and nail, and lay down a withering field of fire and leave sucking chest wounds — if they engage the machinery of the state, which is what they’re doing.

Michael Weinstein, at a speech announcing the formation of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation

They say the bad guys we’re fighting, the jihadists, represent a theocratic, fascistic movement. If the United States Air Force, probably the most technologically lethal organization ever assembled by man, has a policy of evangelizing ‘the unchurched,’ you tell me how that makes us look.

Michael Weinstein, on the hypocrisy of AFA policies during the War on Terrorism

I am thunderstruck that a branch of government would collaborate with fundamentalist Christians to convert members of the armed forces to evangelical Christianity.

Michael Weinstein, on the deliberate inaction by The Most Holy George W. Christ’s rubber-stamp Congress in dealing with the AFA’s bias against non-Christians

I love the Air Force Academy more than anything but my own family, … But the academy is very, very ill right now.

Michael Weinstein, on the Jihad Squad’s hostile takeover of the AFA

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