Friday, April 6th, 2007
“This Man Needs Help!” by Kenneth Bradbury
Starring Bill O’Reilly and Geraldo Rivera:
I don’t know what’s worse, Bill-O simlutaneously claiming that the mayor of Virginia Beach is in cahoots with “T3h 0p3n B0rd3rs L0bby™” and that she was unconscionably ignorant of Virginia Beach’s status as a “sanctuary city” or the comments of the wingnuts on YouTube such as “Geraldo shows his TRUE “LA RAZA” Pro Illegal Alien Amnesty Colores as Bill O’Reilly - American Patriotic Hero - Intellectually and Verbally Destroys and Deconstructs Geraldo!” and “Bill O’Reilly (At His Best) Blasts Illegals, Open Borders Supporter Geraldo Rivera.” Honestly. “Intellectually and verbally destroys?” The nutbag was channeling Nikita Krushchev at the U.N., ferchrissakes!
What I found most interesting about the whole exchange, however, was that in spite of The Falafel King’s insistence that Virginia Beach is a “sanctuary city,” it’s not on his list of sanctuary cities approved Al Qaeda targets.
UPDATE: It took a while, but Bill O’Reilly FINALLY added Virginia Beach to The List™.
