Monday, April 30th, 2007
Barfbag special
Oh dear god. Say this isn’t so.
According to the Killeen Daily Herald, as the bloodbath at Virginia Tech was unfolding two weeks ago, a local man - Bill Thomas - was preparing to present The Most Holy George W. Christ with one of his Purple Heart awards that he (Thomas) had received during his service in Vietnam.
And wait until you hear his justification for this atrocity:
We feel like emotional wounds and scars are as hard to carry as physical wounds.
Yeah. Try telling the wounded vets at that rat-infested hellhole formerly known as Walter Reed that their very real injuries aren’t as bad as those the Pretzeldunce endures every time he is subjected to the slightest bit of dissent with his disastrous policies. You’ll get a well-deserved ass-whooping, you self-important, solopsistic butt-nugget.
If you thought that wingnuts couldn’t stoop any lower when they pulled this stunt at the 2004 Rethuglican Convention, you’ve got another thing coming:
As Megatokyo co-creator Rodney Caston’s digital alter ego once put it (albeit, under very different circumstances):
Must find bathroom. Need to hurl.
