Friday, May 4th, 2007
What the Fresh Hell is this?!

Seriously.


You know, at Drinking Liberally this week, I said that Bush had all the emotional maturity of a two-year-old, and my fellow liberals responded: “That’s insulting to two-year-olds.” This kinda proves their point, doesn’t it?


Eat it, Laura Bush

Posted at 08:21
by J. A. Baker
in The WTF?! Files; T3h Internets Is A Series Of YouTubes

As an antidote to Laura Bush’s solopsism in re: the Iraq War, I present this wonderful music video (hat tip - LA):



Stephanie Miller on MSNBC: A Postmortem

Posted at 07:52
by J. A. Baker
in Politics; The WTF?! Files

Well, days two and three of Stephanie Miller’s “substitute teacher for I-Messed” tenure on MSNBC was everything I hoped for and then some in terms of the funny. On day two, Jim Ward officially indroduced MSNBC’s audience to his “Squeezy McFeelpants” impression during the “Standup News” segment, and Tom Cruise (minus Oprah’s couch) during day three’s “Tinsel Talk” segment. Understandably, apparently fearing their own I-Messed moment, Ward avoided using his Kim Jong Il impression. Oh well.

Incidentally, Steph and the mooks put up the sort of picture I was looking for when I blogged about the first day of Miller’s MSNBC appearance:

Thanks, guys! Love ‘ya!


While I’m at it…

here’s another gem from Sowell’s pile of offal:

Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God.

Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among conservatives who have trouble remembering that George W. Bush is not God.


Hating Liberals: The Perennial Conservative Sport

Is it just me, or is there just no end to the eliminationist circle-jerking coming from the right these days? In the last few weeks alone, we’ve had Bill-O claiming that “The International Soros [is] The World’s Foremost Problem,” conservatives of various stripes blaming liberals for the Virinia Tech massacre and pretty much everything as far back as Original Sin, and even an Eric Rudolph wannabe attempting to ply his trade at a South Austin abortion clinic.

But you know, this eliminationist fritatta just isn’t complete without Thomas “Token” Sowell adding his own odious blend of “kill the libruls” projectile vomit to the mix:

When I see the worsening degeneracy in our politicians, our media, our educators, and our intelligentsia, I can’t help wondering if the day may yet come when the only thing that can save this country is a military coup.

Umm…Yeah. Mr. Sowell, I’m done reading this book if you want some pro-theocracy pr0n to jizz all over.

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