JABbering Stooge

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!

In other words, What Amanda Marcotte Said.

This has been “What Amanda Marcotte Said - Monty Python Edition.”

It is often said among lefty pundits and bloggers that President Bush’s seeming utter incompetence vis a vis the war in Iraq is as much artifice as fact - in effect, planned chaos. And indeed, the evidence would back up that claim - from the decision to secure the oil ministry, but not the nuclear research facility at Al-Tuwaitha nor the munitions storage facility at Al-Qa’Qaa to Abu Ghraib to Halliburton’s no-bid contracts to deliberately give our troops Marvin Zindler Restaurant Report-quality service and a whole host of other stupendously fscked-up decisions regarding the post-Saddam security situation.

I’m sure Mr. Morden and his associates would be proud. Too bad the only Vorlons we seem to have around here are Reps. Henry Waxman and John Conyers. We sure as hell can’t count on Sen. Joementum (I, Bushbot).

According to former Deputy AG James Comey, the Bushies were so desperate to have their illegal warrantless wiretapping program declared legal by the Justice Just Us Department that Gonzo personally went to Johnny “The Hawk” Ashcroft to “make him an offer he couldn’t refuse.”

Oh. My. God(dess). As Bartcop would say, Koresh help us all.

Oh, this is just rich. Falwell’s funeral is going to protested by Fred Phelps’ gang of wackeroons. For the crime of not being Nazi enough vis a vis t3h homosexuals, no less.

Meanwhile, we get this bit of “I’m rubber, you’re glue” childishness from something called “Christian Newswire,” apparently accusing liberals of being Christ-haters. Standard issue conservative rot, that. (Hat tip, the fine folks at Sadly, No!)

So…I guess these are Christ-hating “libruls?”

But don’t listen to me. I’m just a Christ-hating, stupid “librul” who is addicted to hate (hat tip, Farker “carmody”).

Sidebar: In related news, I thought another Farker operating under the handle “Torc” had the best quote on the subject:

Oh joy, sectarian hatred in the US. It’s the Shiitts vs. the Sue-ees.

Looking like you’re stoned off your @$$ makes your arguments sooooo much more cogent.

LA LA LA LA LA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU AMERICA-HATING TERR’IST-LOVERS WHO NEED TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT FOR DARING TO CRITICIZE THE HOLIEST MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!

Oh, Melanie? Here’s a helpful tip. Define what you mean by “victory.” Going Lois Griffin on Adam West’s ass has worn out its viability with the American people. At least, that’s what you should’ve figured out from the spanking your party took in the ‘06 election. Quite frankly, anytime a Melanie Morgan, Ann Coulter, Michelle MalKKKin and their ilk are on t3h teevee, I wanna do this:

Hat tip, Maha.