Monday, May 21st, 2007
Shorter Melanie Morgan
Looking like you’re stoned off your @$$ makes your arguments sooooo much more cogent.
LA LA LA LA LA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU AMERICA-HATING TERR’IST-LOVERS WHO NEED TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT FOR DARING TO CRITICIZE THE HOLIEST MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!
Oh, Melanie? Here’s a helpful tip. Define what you mean by “victory.” Going Lois Griffin on Adam West’s ass has worn out its viability with the American people. At least, that’s what you should’ve figured out from the spanking your party took in the ‘06 election. Quite frankly, anytime a Melanie Morgan, Ann Coulter, Michelle MalKKKin and their ilk are on t3h teevee, I wanna do this:
Hat tip, Maha.