JABbering Stooge

And as others have put it much more eloquently than me, given this Supreme Court’s recent middle finger to the notions of stare decisis, equal protection for women and minorities, religious freedom and getting the corrupting influence of money out of elections (insofar as liberals benefit from said removal), I would not trust them to rule in accordance with the Constitution in the upcoming Gitmo cases. Roberts and Scalito, who owe their positions on the bench to Bush, should recuse themselves for conflict of interest reasons.

But, unfortunately, they won’t, so expect a 5-4 decision requiring that all Muslims currently living in the United States report immediately to extermination camps joycamps - for the crime of being non-Christian, apparently.

Seriously, I’ve sworn like a sailor, talked about sex and violence and even added a few pro-feminist posts. What else do I need to do? I mean, some of the feminist blogs seem to have no trouble achieving this exalted status, why can’t I? <sarcasm>Maybe if I started spamming my posts with the word “patriarchy”…</sarcasm>

MSRNC: Texas DA refuses to prosecute “To Catch a Predator” cases.

Honestly, I’m kinda divided on Perverted Justice’s tactics. While law enforcement can often seem ineffective, if not part of the problem, most of the time, they’re honest, well-meaning folks struggling to do the best they can with the limited resources they have to uphold the rule of law. At the same time, vigilante justice, well-meaning or not, is often little more than unfocused, mob-rule-style rage, and this tends to interfere with the objective forensics practices required to get criminals convicted in a court of law.

However, I am willing to admit that so far, Perverted Justice has yet to fall into this trap, and, for the moment at least, is a valuable tool in the struggle against online sexual predators.

Unfortunately, such considerations, much less that of massive hypocrisy, will never enter the ethical and moral calculus of a certain unindicted sexual harasser. Watch for The Falafel King to sic his flying ambush monkeys on Collin County DA John Roach sometime in the next week or so.

MSRNC: White House rejects subpoenas in Attorney firings scandal.

Think Progress: Bush intends to reject subpoenas in NSA domestic spying (of only liberals) scandal, as well.

Jonathan Turley suggested last night on Countdown with Keith Olbermann that the NSA domestic spying was patently illegal, and that Bush committed a crime in ordering it.

Contempt of Congress is too light a crime to charge these bastards with. They need to be arrested for Contempt of Democracy - PRONTO.

Permanent summary of Ann Coulter’s entire corpus delecti:

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Ann Coulter without "her" makeup

Just for the record, I would’ve had the two previous posts done yesterday, in addition to the one I’m going to write about Coulter’s appearance on Hardball Soft, Chocolate Salty Balls. Unfortunately, right around 4 PM local time, just as I was about to hit “Publish” on the Neal Boortz oeuvre, Blogsome gets hit with an Act of Murphy. Normally, I wouldn’t be too upset with this, but this particular outage LASTED 12 FULL HOURS! I don’t care what the explanation is - there is NO EXCUSE for an outage lasting that long.

So Blogsome, you’re On Notice. If this happens again, I for one, will be taking my blogging business elsewhere.

Bill-O gets schooled by a 16-year-old during his efforts to make himself the sole “hero” of a trumped-up “outrage” at Boulder High School - resorts to “exclusively far left loon tactic” of namecalling. Film at 11.

Though honestly, given that the Falafel King got pwned by an 8-year-old a while back, making him look ridiculous yet again was not much of a challenge.

Neal Boortz can’t help being nakedly racist on the immigration debate:

BOORTZ:During the warm-up hour of The Neal Boortz Show, we came up with a marvelous suggestion for solving two of America’s problems at the same time: disposing of nuclear waste and doing something about the illegal aliens in this country. And that is, if the evil listeners to talk radio can just succeed in killing the amnesty bill, or if we can at least succeed in getting an amendment to the bill that says before you can get a visa to work here, you have to go home. OK? Then all of the Mexicans who are here, as they leave the country we can give them a lovely parting gift, like they do on Jeopardy! We can give them a little — yeah, a little bag of nuclear waste from one of our nuclear power plants or maybe one of our nuclear military vessels.

Give ‘em a little bag of nuclear waste as your lovely parting gift. AMF, which means “Adios, my friend.” Send them back across the border to Mexico. Tell ‘em it’s a tortilla warmer. You know, to put it in the tortilla box, and the tortillas stay warm. And then they will. And you’ll be able to find them at night too, because they’ll glow. And this will be a big hit.

Maybe Boortz has been swimming in reactor coolant at the Savannah River Site for too long. It’s the only thing I can think of to explain both this and his earlier “kill all the brown people” insanity:

BOORTZ: OK. I’ll give you one practical answer to that. You load illegal aliens on a plane, and then all the Mexican government has to do is deny that plane permission to land in Mexico.

CALLER: Ever hear of parachutes?

BOORTZ: Uh-uh. [Caller], that’s not gonna happen. We’re not –

CALLER: I know that.

BOORTZ: We’re not gonna throw these people out of airplanes with taco-shaped parachutes. They will — I’m sympathetic with your point of view. They will self deport.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Well, welcome to the Klan, Neal!