Monday, June 18th, 2007
Even a stopped clock…
Remember that loony right-wing preacher I told you about who keeps getting his LTTE’s published in the local fishwrap? The one who suggested that we just randomly detonate nukes throughout the Muslim world, Al Qaeda-style?
Sadly, I think I can agree with the sentiment he expressed here (italics mine, bolding in the original):
Remote with attitude
I came up with a technological wrinkle. I have programmed my TV channel selector to automatically change channels when a “news report” mentions Brittany Spears, Alec Baldwin, David Hasselhoff, Simon Cowell, Anna Nicole, Rosie or Rosanne.
The next feature will be an automatic change if two or more people are speaking at the same time. Should be ready in a couple of days.
The final feature is one that if the TV folks come up with an override feature, the selector will automatically cancel my cable contract and shut down my TV.
This compares to several features already on my computer.
This has got to be a sign of the Apocalypse, or at least T3h R4ptur3. I haven’t figured out exactly what just yet.
