JABbering Stooge

Mr. Pwned-By-An-8-Year-Old has fixed his Loofah Cannon on a new target: JetBlue. The Falafel King issued his fatwa against the beleaguered airline for the crime of sponsoring the YearlyKos convention in Chicago this year. And in typical O’Reilly fashion, he sicced one of his goons on JetBlue CEO David Barger.

Never mind that JetBlue features Fux “News” (motto: We Distort, You Comply!) on their in-flight TV service. Never mind that Berger donated to Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign. No, JetBlue dared to give any legitimacy to anyone to the left of Father Coughlin, and for that they must be destroyed, in the eyes of The Lord of the Loofahs.

Next time you want to declare hate as exclusively the province of The Left, you might want to make sure that your screeching howler monkeys aren’t flinging hate-feces at the target of your personal vendettas. Speaking of which…

Fascist scum like your organization need to be removed and sent to another universe from this one. Evil prevails in your organization, and I hope you will receive the reckoning you deserve when all of you meet your Makers. A gentle riddance to thou in the interim.

You don’t supposed this person got hit by Dragonball Z’s English censors, do you? (Sorry, old MST fic joke.)

Your “librul” media on the filibuster:

• Diane Sawyer declares the filibuster A Thing Done Only By Libruls™

  As Vanity Press put it:

  So, let’s review: when the Republicans were in charge the media decided, simply because the Republicans said so, that filibusters were a Very Bad Thing, and something which the Democrats were engaged in. Now that the Democrats are in charge, the media still thinks that filibusters are a Very Bad Thing … and because they’re bad, it must still be the Democrats who are engaging in it.

  The Republicans, after all, cannot possibly be doing anything that the media disapproves of.

• Shorter Chris Matthews: All anti-war protesters are Dirty Fucking Hippies™

• NYT prints, attempts to cover up misleading headline on filibuster.

And the day’s still young, yet.

Uncle Joe LieberDerm on CotFest (the first sign of a Democratic spine in a loooong time):

I wish to take a moment to read some comments, direct quotes, from leaders of al-Qaida that make this clear. I am not making it up. I am not quoting somebody in the administration.

Joe, I have news for you: a) You’re falling for Al Qaeda propaganda, and b) for all intents and purposes, you ARE “somebody in the administration.”

Joe Lieberman: Fucking Tool™.

Sidebar: I heard Lieberman’s comments while coming home from Drinking Liberally, but couldn’t act on them until just now because a) I was in the car at the time, and by the time I got home, I had forgotten the exact content, and b) I couldn’t find a transcript until late this morning at the Congressional Record.