Saturday, August 25th, 2007
Shorter Lorie Byrd
Like, it’s sooooo unfair that Muslims are better able to intimidate those skank-whore-sluts who prance around in nothing but their birthday suits into performing in burqas than we are! Oh, I know! Maybe if we sent them some suspicious packages or left threatening messages on their answering machines! Hey, anybody know the number of that, like, dude with that ginormous array of guns and bombs and the fake U.N. IDs? Or maybe those militia dudes in Alabama! What? They’re all in the pokey? Bummer.
Hat tip, the fine folks at Sadly, No!
