Thursday, September 20th, 2007
Projection: It’s not just for theaters anymore!
The Most Holy George W. Christ The Infallible held a rare press conference today. In addition to denouncing S-CHIP as socialist wacko handouts that he would veto with all due contempt, President 29% Approval Rating had this to say about the MoveOn ad:
I thought the ad was disgusting. I felt like the ad was an attack not only on General Petraeus, but on the U.S. military. And I was disappointed that not more leaders in the Democrat Party spoke out strongly against that kind of ad. And that leads me to come to this conclusion: that most Democrats are afraid of irritating a left-wing group like MoveOn.org — or more afraid of irritating them than they are of irritating the United States military. That was a sorry deal. It’s one thing to attack me; it’s another thing to attack somebody like General Petraeus.
Wow. Not drinking the “Petraeus Is The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread” Kool-Aid™ = Hating The Troops™. Way to make dissent a thoughtcrime, Mr. President. Do you want the 53% of Americans who found General Petraeus not credible to be exiled, the way Senator McCain does? Or will you simply extraordinarily render them to those black site prisons to be waterboarded?
And speaking of McCain, it’s not like you’re above attacking people’s patriotism for not automatically worshipping the ground you walk on, Mr. President. It was not a Democrat that had his political advisor spread rumors that the late Gov. Ann Richards was a witting accomplice of The Gay Mafia. It was not a Democrat who had his political advisor spread rumors that a Senator from his own party was driven insane by NVA torture and fathered an illegitimate black baby.
Most importantly, Mr. President, it was not the Democrats that spent the last six years attacking the patriotism and loyalty of anyone who didn’t blindly believe that you were God’s gift to mankind.
You want to talk about “disgusting,” Mr. President? LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR!
