JABbering Stooge

The Wicked Anchor Baby of the East* complains that she can’t get no love from the evil terrorist traitor Spawn of Satan “libruls” (who need to be shot on sight):

The Left is so accustomed to the stenographic servitude of the MSM, it goes bananas when we fill the vacuum. Moonbat bloggers have taken to posting my personal home information again in “retaliation.”

Why? Because they want to make an example: Challenge their narratives and you will pay.

Ahh, the Reverse Malkin: where would Michelle be without it?

Malkin even goes so far as to quote one of her commenters thuggish goons:

Reader Rob asks: “Why is it when the Baltimore Sun takes photos of the house they are reporters, but when you simply drive by you are a stalker? Why is it when the New York Times calls the home, it’s “for an interview” but when a blog does it for the same reason, it’s harassment?”

Well, let’s see. When you get bajillions of calls every second in the dead of the night from the same group of creepy thugs, how is that not harassment?!

And as for Michelle’s “journalism?” Meet Balloon Juice commenter John S.:

Option 1: Real Journalism

1. Call the Frosts to verify the details about them.

2. Call the agency that handles S-CHIP in Baltimore to find out their situation.

3. Talk to anyone else that can independently verify the Frost’s situation (i.e. doctors, lawyers, accountants, etc.).

4. Publish the facts.

Option 2: Wingnutosphere Journalism

1. Show up at the Frost’s house unannounced and spy on them.

2. Guess as to what the Frost’s situation is based on their car, the value of their house and some Google searches.

3. Talk to neighbors and co-workers to get the inside dirt on the Frost’s (do they throw lavish parties?).

4. Publish their personal information along with your opinion of their situation and invite further scrutiny from the general public based on misinformation.

Ya, that shit looks identical to me. Nothing like a private citizen setting out to destroy someone’s credibility based on theory and conjecture in the name of TRUTH! to bring out the concern trolls.

Besides, it’s not like the Reich-wingers are above using innocent bystanders as human shields. Speaking of which:

And MalKKKin’s not alone, either. Check out these goons over at RedState:

If federal funds were required [they] could die for all I care. Let the parents get second jobs, let their state foot the bill or let them seek help from private charities…I would hire a team of PIs and find out exactly how much their parents made and where they spent every nickel. Then I’d do everything possible to destroy their lives with that info.

Hang ‘em. Publically. Let ‘em twist in the wind and be eaten by ravens. Then maybe the bunch of socialist patsies will think twice.

Ahh, that good ol’ fashioned Christian love.

It didn’t have to be this way. Malkin and the right wing could’ve engaged in an honest debate about the merits of renewing S-CHIP, but no. They’d rather alienate relatively sane conservatives like A. J. Strata.

Good Jesus. Hannibal Lechter has more humanity in his pinky finger than MalKKKin and her acolytes have in their entire bodies.

* For you MalKKKinite knuckledraggers who are so slow on the uptake, that’s a reference within a reference - the outermost is a play on the main villain in The Wizard of Oz, while the innermost is a swipe at MalKKKin’s incessant race-baiting on immigration issues.

So Michelle Obama was in a car accident yesterday. Given the volcano heat of hate being leveled against anyone daring to question the infallibility of The Most Holy George W. Christ, much less express an opinion to the left of Ivan the Terrible, is it too much of a stretch to wonder if the person who ran into her was a batshit insane MalKKKinite trying to assassinate the wife of a prominent Democrat?

The only thing Michelle Malkin peddles.

Two Minutes’ Hate
(to the tune of “What It’s Like” by Everlast)

We’ve all seen the vets at the protest march, like the Bonus Army
He’d been maltreated by contractors who were so smarmy
He was stuffed in a moldy room that was filled with flies
“This is why gov’t can’t do the job!” is all they’d reply

But God forbid you ever have to walk a mile in his shoes
‘Cause then you really might know what it’s like to sing the blues

Yeah, then you really might know what it’s like (4x)

Mary worked in a clinic that was named “Planned Parenthood”
Security had their hands full, but their mission was well understood
But three months later, the atmosphere turned so hostile
People called in bomb threats, sent fake anthrax to make it not worth her while
One day, late at night, some loser found out where she works
He leaves creepy voicemail, he tells all her neighbors and he makes her self-abort

But God forbid you ever have to walk a mile in her shoes
‘Cause then you really might know what it’s like to have to choose

Yeah, then you really might know what it’s like (4x)

I’ve seen a rich man beg, I’ve seen a good man sin, I’ve seen a tough man cry
I’ve seen a loser win, and a sad man grin, I heard an honest man lie
I’ve seen the good side of bad, and the down side of up and everything in between
I’ve licked the silver spoon, drank from the golden cup and smoked the finest green

These jackbooted thugs hate dissent – they got the patriotism of a sheep
They wear it on their lapels, though it obviously only goes skin-deep

There was this kid named Graeme, who needed state help to pay for his meds
He dared to speak up, ask for S-CHIP renewal from the Feds
Then late one night there was a loud bang from beside his bed
Freepers had hounded and stalked, terrorized him ‘till he wound up dead
Now his mom and his dad are caught in the midst of all of this pain
“Facts don’t matter,” at least that’s what they say when they declare you “Fair Game”

But God forbid you ever have to wake up to hear the news
‘Cause then you really might know what it’s like to have to lose

Yeah, then you really might know what it’s like (4x)
… to have to lose

You know, now that I think about it, the Scientologist doctrine of “Fair Game” would accurately describe boycott-happy Bill O’Reilly - that and the fact that his abbreviation for the inane label “Secular Progressive” also happens to fit that of the Scientologist label “Suppressive Person…”

And speaking of “Fair Game,” what Mark Steyn calls “Fair Game,” civilized society would call ad hominem and borderline criminal stalking.

But that’s just a Suppressive Person talking…