JABbering Stooge

You know, if Ann Coulter is a perfected *ANYTHING*, then I’m the heir to the throne of Zanzibar.

This just goes to show that conservative Christian support for Israel is actually one of the most insidious forms of anti-Semitism.

The Wicked Anchor Baby of the East* complains that she can’t get no love from the evil terrorist traitor Spawn of Satan “libruls” (who need to be shot on sight):

The Left is so accustomed to the stenographic servitude of the MSM, it goes bananas when we fill the vacuum. Moonbat bloggers have taken to posting my personal home information again in “retaliation.”

Why? Because they want to make an example: Challenge their narratives and you will pay.

Ahh, the Reverse Malkin: where would Michelle be without it?

Malkin even goes so far as to quote one of her commenters thuggish goons:

Reader Rob asks: “Why is it when the Baltimore Sun takes photos of the house they are reporters, but when you simply drive by you are a stalker? Why is it when the New York Times calls the home, it’s “for an interview” but when a blog does it for the same reason, it’s harassment?”

Well, let’s see. When you get bajillions of calls every second in the dead of the night from the same group of creepy thugs, how is that not harassment?!

And as for Michelle’s “journalism?” Meet Balloon Juice commenter John S.:

Option 1: Real Journalism

1. Call the Frosts to verify the details about them.

2. Call the agency that handles S-CHIP in Baltimore to find out their situation.

3. Talk to anyone else that can independently verify the Frost’s situation (i.e. doctors, lawyers, accountants, etc.).

4. Publish the facts.

Option 2: Wingnutosphere Journalism

1. Show up at the Frost’s house unannounced and spy on them.

2. Guess as to what the Frost’s situation is based on their car, the value of their house and some Google searches.

3. Talk to neighbors and co-workers to get the inside dirt on the Frost’s (do they throw lavish parties?).

4. Publish their personal information along with your opinion of their situation and invite further scrutiny from the general public based on misinformation.

Ya, that shit looks identical to me. Nothing like a private citizen setting out to destroy someone’s credibility based on theory and conjecture in the name of TRUTH! to bring out the concern trolls.

Besides, it’s not like the Reich-wingers are above using innocent bystanders as human shields. Speaking of which:

And MalKKKin’s not alone, either. Check out these goons over at RedState:

If federal funds were required [they] could die for all I care. Let the parents get second jobs, let their state foot the bill or let them seek help from private charities…I would hire a team of PIs and find out exactly how much their parents made and where they spent every nickel. Then I’d do everything possible to destroy their lives with that info.

Hang ‘em. Publically. Let ‘em twist in the wind and be eaten by ravens. Then maybe the bunch of socialist patsies will think twice.

Ahh, that good ol’ fashioned Christian love.

It didn’t have to be this way. Malkin and the right wing could’ve engaged in an honest debate about the merits of renewing S-CHIP, but no. They’d rather alienate relatively sane conservatives like A. J. Strata.

Good Jesus. Hannibal Lechter has more humanity in his pinky finger than MalKKKin and her acolytes have in their entire bodies.

* For you MalKKKinite knuckledraggers who are so slow on the uptake, that’s a reference within a reference - the outermost is a play on the main villain in The Wizard of Oz, while the innermost is a swipe at MalKKKin’s incessant race-baiting on immigration issues.

So Michelle Obama was in a car accident yesterday. Given the volcano heat of hate being leveled against anyone daring to question the infallibility of The Most Holy George W. Christ, much less express an opinion to the left of Ivan the Terrible, is it too much of a stretch to wonder if the person who ran into her was a batshit insane MalKKKinite trying to assassinate the wife of a prominent Democrat?

The only thing Michelle Malkin peddles.

Two Minutes’ Hate
(to the tune of “What It’s Like” by Everlast)

We’ve all seen the vets at the protest march, like the Bonus Army
He’d been maltreated by contractors who were so smarmy
He was stuffed in a moldy room that was filled with flies
“This is why gov’t can’t do the job!” is all they’d reply

But God forbid you ever have to walk a mile in his shoes
‘Cause then you really might know what it’s like to sing the blues

Yeah, then you really might know what it’s like (4x)

Mary worked in a clinic that was named “Planned Parenthood”
Security had their hands full, but their mission was well understood
But three months later, the atmosphere turned so hostile
People called in bomb threats, sent fake anthrax to make it not worth her while
One day, late at night, some loser found out where she works
He leaves creepy voicemail, he tells all her neighbors and he makes her self-abort

But God forbid you ever have to walk a mile in her shoes
‘Cause then you really might know what it’s like to have to choose

Yeah, then you really might know what it’s like (4x)

I’ve seen a rich man beg, I’ve seen a good man sin, I’ve seen a tough man cry
I’ve seen a loser win, and a sad man grin, I heard an honest man lie
I’ve seen the good side of bad, and the down side of up and everything in between
I’ve licked the silver spoon, drank from the golden cup and smoked the finest green

These jackbooted thugs hate dissent – they got the patriotism of a sheep
They wear it on their lapels, though it obviously only goes skin-deep

There was this kid named Graeme, who needed state help to pay for his meds
He dared to speak up, ask for S-CHIP renewal from the Feds
Then late one night there was a loud bang from beside his bed
Freepers had hounded and stalked, terrorized him ‘till he wound up dead
Now his mom and his dad are caught in the midst of all of this pain
“Facts don’t matter,” at least that’s what they say when they declare you “Fair Game”

But God forbid you ever have to wake up to hear the news
‘Cause then you really might know what it’s like to have to lose

Yeah, then you really might know what it’s like (4x)
… to have to lose

You know, now that I think about it, the Scientologist doctrine of “Fair Game” would accurately describe boycott-happy Bill O’Reilly - that and the fact that his abbreviation for the inane label “Secular Progressive” also happens to fit that of the Scientologist label “Suppressive Person…”

And speaking of “Fair Game,” what Mark Steyn calls “Fair Game,” civilized society would call ad hominem and borderline criminal stalking.

But that’s just a Suppressive Person talking…

Mark Steyn has always been an asshole. Whether it’s calling for mass genocide against Muslims, or purging America of anyone to the left of Torquemada, Steyn has been head and shoulders above the rest of the “kill all the libruls and Muslims” brigade in terms of sheer assholery.

But now he’s really outdone himself, descending to the realm of the truly kooky nutjobs, the Scientologists. In his latest post over at The Corner, he usurps the rhetoric of Tom Cruise’s fellow travellers in calling the family of 12-year-old Graeme Frost (for the crime of poking holes in the right’s “Cadillac-driving welfare queen” BS) “Fair Game:”

Sorry, no sale. The Democrats chose to outsource their airtime to a Seventh Grader. If a political party is desperate enough to send a boy to do a man’s job, then the boy is fair game. As it is, the Dems do enough cynical and opportunist hiding behind biography and identity, and it’s incredibly tedious. And anytime I send my seven-year-old out to argue policy you’re welcome to clobber him, too. The alternative is a world in which genuine debate is ended and, as happened with Master Frost, politics dwindles down to professional staffers writing scripts to be mouthed by Equity moppets.

Let’s look at what Scientology has to say about those declared Fair Game™:

The homes, property, places and abodes of persons who have been active in attempting to: suppress Scientology Conservatism or Scientologists Conservatives are all beyond any protection of Scientology Conservative Ethics, unless absolved by later Ethics or an amnesty … this Policy Letter extends to suppressive non-Scientology non-Conservative wives and husbands and parents, or other family members or hostile groups or even close friends.

And what should happen to Enemies of Conservatism™®©, according to the Scientology model?

ENEMY — SP Order. Fair game. May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist Conservative without any discipline of the Scientologist Conservative. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed.

“Destroyed” seems to be an accurate description of what the right wing’s cadre of professional stalkers are doing to the Frosts. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they were driven to mass suicide by the fascist nutjobs claiming sole posession of the mantle of “Conservative.”

Newsflash, Michelle, Mark, and the rest of you thugs posing as human beings: when you’ve made John Cole “fucking sick” of you, you’ve crossed the line. As one Balloon Juice commenter put it:

Too bad Malkin didn’t live in East Germany; she’d have been a model Stasi informant.

Oh, and by the way, attacking the speaker isn’t journalism no matter how many times you claim it is.

“Morning in America” has curdled into malice at midnight.

I’m not sure Oprah’s couch can stand any more jumping upon by these bastards.

As always with the Bushies, politicizing the War on a Tactic comes first, second, third, fourth AND fifth, while actually doing jack crap to, oh, I don’t know, SECURE THE COUNTRY comes dead last, if at all. Case in point, this story in the Washington Post:

A small private intelligence company that monitors Islamic terrorist groups obtained a new Osama bin Laden video ahead of its official release last month, and around 10 a.m. on Sept. 7, it notified the Bush administration of its secret acquisition. It gave two senior officials access on the condition that the officials not reveal they had it until the al-Qaeda release.

Within 20 minutes, a range of intelligence agencies had begun downloading it from the company’s Web site. By midafternoon that day, the video and a transcript of its audio track had been leaked from within the Bush administration to cable television news and broadcast worldwide.

So, with early access to a terrorist video that intelligence agencies are scouring for actionable intelligence, and the company that provided him with the video warns that early release of the video could damage future intel efforts, what does The Most Holy George W. Christ The Infallible do? Does he:

1. Heed their advice, and wait for the “official” release to comment on the video?

2. Go on vacation, ignoring the video until it blows up in his face?

3. Rush the transcript and video to the nearest friendly “news” outfit to terrorize Americans into support of his blatantly illegal schemes?

If you guessed c), congratulations! You win an extended tour of duty in Iraq!

The founder of the company, the SITE Intelligence Group, says this premature disclosure tipped al-Qaeda to a security breach and destroyed a years-long surveillance operation that the company has used to intercept and pass along secret messages, videos and advance warnings of suicide bombings from the terrorist group’s communications network.

“Techniques that took years to develop are now ineffective and worthless,” said Rita Katz, the firm’s 44-year-old founder, who has garnered wide attention by publicizing statements and videos from extremist chat rooms and Web sites, while attracting controversy over the secrecy of SITE’s methodology. Her firm provides intelligence about terrorist groups to a wide range of paying clients, including private firms and military and intelligence agencies from the United States and several other countries.

Just par for the course for the administration that illegally outed a CIA NOC investigating weapons of mass distruction.

Gordo at The Liberal Avenger has more.

I was listening to Bill Press’ interview with Harold Ford, Jr. - the current head of the DINO “Leadership” Council - on the subject of Bush’s veto of S-CHIP expansion. I seriously had not heard a greater crock of feces than Ford’s lame excuses for wanting to give Bush whatever he wanted.

I mean, seriously. Ford suggested that we “compromise” by giving Bush the bill he says he wants and dare him to veto it. Two problems with this: one - the whole country, not to mention a near veto-proof majority of Congress, wants the bill that Bush vetoed to pass, and two - that Ford’s prattle reminds one of the battered wife who thinks that her husband beating the shit out of her every night is really her fault, and that because he’s promised that he has changed, she should give him one more chance. Well, Congressman Ford, we’ve given Bush “one more chance” several times in the last few years - on Iraq, on torture, on spying on political opponents American citizens, you name it. Bush, like the battering husband, refuses to change - using every possible issue as a club with which to wield against the Democrats in Congress.

Enough is enough. It is far past time for Bush to be held accountable for his blatant, rampant criminality. Impeach now, for America’s sake.

Sidebar: The San Jose Mercury News has an excellent editorial on the whole torture thing. Go read it!

Darrell Issa threatens Henry Waxman.

Coming as this does from the same side of the aisle that has encouraged our much-abused troops to frag Democrats, I am saddened, but not surprised by this crap.

Remember when I mentioned Ann Coulter’s newest “kill all the libruls” screed? Well, it’s out today.

One thing I should point out is that the title, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, sorta kinda contradicts a “point” she makes in Slander:

If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have “racist,” “fascist,” “homophobe,” “ugly,” and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of “dumb” would nearly cripple them.

[…]

This is how six-year-olds argue: They call everything “stupid.” The left’s primary argument is the angry reaction of a helpless child deprived of the ability to mount logical counterarguments. Someday we will turn to the New York Times editorial page and find the Newspaper of Record denouncing President Bush for being a ‘penis-head.’

Ann Coulter - Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right (p. 121)

I have to ask two questions at this point: 1) How long until Coulter calls me a “penis-head?” 2) Does this mean that Coulter is an intellectual six-year-old? Inquiring minds want to know.