Monday, January 28th, 2008
Lame Duck Quacking*
Well, The Most Holy George W. Christ the Infallible’s last State of the Union address is just hours away.
So in anticipation of this spectacle of calumny, I’d like to offer this drinking game.
JABbering Stooge Official 2008 SOTU Drinking Game
Take one shot for:
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any Bushism except for “nookyular”
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any variation on “Democrat Party”
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“enhanced interrogation”
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anything related to FISA or warrantless wiretapping
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S-CHIP
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any variation on “the surge is working”
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“cut and run”
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Israel or “Holy Land”
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“playing political games with our national security”
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saber-rattling vis a vis Iran
Take two shots for:
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“nookyular”
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any variation on “the economy is strong”
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“mortgage crisis”
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“stimulus”
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Al-Qaeda in Iraq
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“earmarks”
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vouchers
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any variation on “faith-based” schools
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“wasteful spending” or “bloated budgets”
Take three shots for “Iraq is the central front in the War on Terror.”
And finally, chug for “Do-nothing Congress.”
WARNING: Only play the JABbering Stooge Official 2008 SOTU Drinking Game if you have a strong liver or are drinking non-alcoholic beverages. This blogger is not liable for any alcohol-related medical emergencies resulting from playing this drinking game for real.
* In spite of his party’s continuing efforts to turn 1984 into reality, President Bush is hardly a doublepluss good duckspeaker - far from it, in fact.
