Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
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Shorter Aaron Klein: The fact that members of Mahmoud Abbas’ Fatah party were caught in an attempted terrorist attack after being granted amnesty only proves that all [anti-Muslim slur] are untrustworthy subhumans and that Israel should quickly implement a Final Solution to the Muslim Problem.
Shorter Bob Unruh: An undercover hatchet job, er, I mean, “investigation” proves that all libruls, and Planned Parenthood in particular, are the real racists! Take that! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!
Shorter Joseph Farah: ZOMG! The U.S./U.N. black helicopters are coming to take away your God-given right to waste energy with incandescent light bulbs!
Shorter Jerome Corsi: Somebody call for a swiftboating of John McCain?
Shorter Aaron Klein (again!): See? We TOLD you B. Hussein Osama was a super double-secret Muslim who wants to bring Sharia law to ‘Murka, make your kids gay marry and abort all white fetuses! But did you listen? Nooooooooooo.
Shorter WingNutDaily (no byline given): Fellow conservatives, it is my great joy to announce that Comrade Rossiter has, in the style of Comrade Billy Frist the Catkiller* Martyr, telediagnosed all libruls as criminally insane!
Shorter Jerome Corsi (again!): Fuck the NIE! Mohamad ElBaradei has finally seen the light! Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition! He says that Iran will have nukes in 24 hours! Someone get Jack Bauer on the phone!
Okay, I’m getting a migraine from the sheer stupidity. And that’s just the “news” section!
* Via.
