Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
So, MSM, do you smoke after sex?
Well, the “librul” media had their wildest wet dream of an orgasmic fantasy come true last night. Sen. John McCain officially secured the GOP nomination, and “The Wicked Rhymes-With-Witch of the North” (to paraphrase the sentiment nakedly expressed in the “librul” media) Sen. Clinton took three of the four states up for grabs, thus ensuring that her campaign would continue.
The media’s objectively pro-GOP (and especially pro-McCain) bias has been quite blatant for some time now. They gave McCain a pass on his reaction to a supporter who referred to Sen. Clinton as “The Bitch™©®.” That New York Times report on McCain’s sleazy ties to lobbyists that really was (and should’ve been) more about his hypocrisy on the issue of lobbying than about any alleged sexual peccadilloes sure didn’t last long. And the “librul” media even propagated the right-wing lie that the story used “anonymous sources.” Never mind that the story explicitly cited McCain 2000 strategist John Weaver (among others) on the Iseman issue. Oh, and let’s not forget the “McCain’s the kind of guy I’d love to have barbecue with” bullshit. Didn’t they learn anything from the “Bush is the kind of guy I’d love to have a beer with” mess? Apparently not.
Meanwhile, the “librul” press could not have been more blatant in their efforts to manipulate the Democratic primary race in favor of the junior senator from New York. Let’s look at the smears the media aimed at Obama. In the week leading up to the primary, 60 Minutes’ Steve Kroft questioned both Obama and Clinton on the completely untrue smear that Obama is a double-secret Muslim as if a) the accusation was true, and b) it was a negative for Obama. The “librul” media has also smeared Obama on his position on NAFTA, claiming that Obama was telling his supporters one thing, and “nervous” Canadian diplomats something completely different. Naturally, when the story blew up in their faces, Falling Baker style, they quickly cleaned up the mess by burying any contradictory reportage on page Z-269. Let’s also not forget Tim Russert and Chuck Todd playing “Six Degrees of Louis Farrakhan” with Obama at last Tuesday’s debate in Ohio. Never mind that Obama denounced the Nation of Islam leader a bajillion times before and since the debate. And never mind that they did not give Sen. McCain the same treatment over his enthusiastic acceptance of anti-Semitic, anti-Catholic wingnut Rapture cheerleader John Hagee’s endorsement. (It took anti-Semite Bill Dono-spew attacking a fellow conservative in order for the story to appear as even a slight blip on the “librul” media’s radar. What is it with all these anti-Semitic conservative Christians, anyway?) Oh, and let’s not forget Nedra Shit-Pickler regurgitating the GOP talking point that Obama is insufficiently patriotic; nor should we forget Mark “Don’t Beat Me Again, Hugh! I’ll Be a Good Little Tool!” Halperin suggesting that McCain can beat Obama by having his surrogates play the race card.
This is just absolutely disgusting and unprofessional on the part of the media. I’d expect this kind of propagandistic crap from Pravda, not American NEWS media.
Cue the calls from the MSM for Obama to drop out of the presidential race in 5…4…3…2…1…
