Monday, March 24th, 2008
Dear God…
The Most Holy George W. Christ on the latest grim milestone from his pointless war:
One day, people will look back at this moment in history and say, “Thank God there were courageous people willing to serve because they laid the foundation for peace for generations to come,”
Um, no, Chimpy, people will look back on this moment in history and say, “Dear God in Heaven, why did the Supreme Court of the world’s most powerful nation overturn the will of its own citizens to install this idiot as its head-of-state?”
I vow so long as I am president to make sure that those lives were not lost in vain.
Too late. Those brave men and women were lost in vain the moment you allowed ideology and political one-upsmanship to take precedent over reason and evidence in order to launch this damn-fool idealistic crusade!
I need a stiff drink, and it’s not even Tuesday yet!
