Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
Chuck Norris doesn’t give commencement speeches, he roundhouse kicks the English language and it falls in line!

Posted at 17:25
by J. A. Baker
in The WTF?! Files; Things That Make You LOL

Yep. You heard it here second third fourth*. The aging martial arts superstar will speak at the commencement ceremony at Jerry “Libruls caused 9/11″ Falwell’s den of iniquity, Liberty University. No word yet on whether or not his speech will be more coherent than his WingNutDaily columns.

* Via Ed Brayton.

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The newest candidate for Jay Leno’s “Headlines” segment

Posted at 08:57
by J. A. Baker
in Uncategorized; Things That Make You LOL

This photo accompanied the headline on a front-page article on MSNBC’s web site on the Big Shitpile (© 2007-2008, Atrios):

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