Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
Stay tuned for our next exciting episode, “Petraeus Day,” or “What A Crocker!”*
So The Most Holy George W. Christ The Infallible sent His Prophet, Petraeus, to Capitol Hill today to testify lie about the success of The Surge™. I got nothin’ for this, so I’ll just recycle this spoof of Chris Crocker’s defense of Britney Spears:
If you want intelligent commentary on today’s events from people smarter than me, here are some links:
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Crooks and Liars: “Petraeus Testimony Today,” “Petraeus/Crocker Testimony Part II“
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Firedoglake: “Cred And Circuses: It’s the Petraeus and Crocker Show…Again,” “Cred and Circuses: Petraeus and Crocker Open the Show…,” “Cred And Circuses: Some Not So Deep Thoughts On The Hearing“
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Digby: “They All Look Alike“
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Lawyers, Guns and Money: “Liveblogging the Nonsense…“
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ThinkProgress: “Graham: Al Qaeda wants the U.S. to leave because we’ve been ‘kicking them all over Iraq.’,” “Crocker: Iraqi Parliament May Ratify Long-Term Agreement — But U.S. Congress Can’t,” “Petraeus Hedges On Whether Iraq War Makes U.S. Safer: ‘It Can Only Be Answered By History’“
* With apologies to Rocky and Bullwinkle.
