Monday, April 14th, 2008
Your “Librul” Media: A Preview
Sen. Eight Houses will be on Hardball Soft, Chocolate Salty Balls tomorrow night. Here’s my quick preview of how that’s going to go:
SENATOR EIGHT HOUSES: My friends, Sen. Obama is an elitist, out-of-touch America-hater pinko-commie whose wife and pastor are filled with hatred of America, Mom, apple pie and puppies!
TWEETY: Fair enough! HAH!
STUDENT 1: Sen. McCain, how do you propose to keep the Dhimmicraps from interfering with our God-given rights to hate gays, Muslims and liberals?
SEN. EIGHT HOUSES: [Long, rambling twaddle about “freedom” and “democracy” that ends with the need to “bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran” and somehow includes the phrases “smoke ‘em out” and “dead or alive.”]
TWEETY: Fair enough! HAH!
STUDENT 2: Sen. McCain, you’ve said we need to stay in Iraq for 100 years. Given the-
SEN. EIGHT HOUSES: I didn’t say that!
STUDENT 2: You didn’t? Oh, I’m sorry. I must be mistaken. I had the wrong senator in mind.
TWEETY: Fair enough! HAH!
STUDENT 3: Senator, you say you support the troops, but why do you oppose the new GI benefits bill being proposed by the Democrats?
TWEETY: HEY! Security! Get that heckler outta here! [Quite audible sounds of a scuffle as police swarm the “heckler,” complete with a plaintive “Don’t tase me, bro!” before the student does the UCLA Worm as 100,000 volts is repeatedly applied to his testicles every 1.5 seconds.] Fair enough! HAH! That’s all the time we have for this edition of Soft, Chocolate Salty Balls. Join us again tomorrow when we question Sen. Obama’s Christian upbringing and Sen. Clinton’s heterosexuality. Fair enough! HAH! That other show by some sportscaster who gets better ratings than me starts now.
