Monday, June 2nd, 2008
Those would be Magic Abstinence Pants(TM)
Apparently the geniuses running the wreckage of the former retail giant have decided that appealing to those who believe in lying for Jesus is a good business model (via ThinkProgress):
Whether she is lounging around the house, going to practice, or doing her chores. These soft athletic style crop pants will keep her comfy. Perfect for wearing with her favorite sweatshirt or tee. These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that “True Love Waits” in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants.
No word yet on whether or not they plan on following the Wal-Mart model of hawking misogynist panties or the David & Goliath model of hawking shirts that denigrate women’s intellectual acumen or make some sick joke about rape. No wonder why K-Mart had to declare bankruptcy back in 2002.
