Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
Shorter Robert J. Samuelson
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After carefully studying both candidates, I have come to the sad conclusion that there is absolutely no difference between Gush and Bore — er, excuse me, McCain and Obama — except for the fact that Barack Obama is an elitist, far-left, lunatic poopyhead, and John McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life, and he sends a thrill up my le-oh, wait, that’s Chris Matthews’ line. Anyway, vote for McCain!


