Thursday, June 26th, 2008
Don’t I feel special?

Posted at 02:29
by J. A. Baker
in Things That Make You LOL; Good Stuff

Amazingly, in spite of the rushed nature of the piece, and how craptacular I think it is, the new blog set up to celebrate the “I am aware of all Internet traditions” meme has honored my work by linking to it.

Inspired by such an honor, and by the companion picture submitted by a commenter, I have revamped my entry to the halls of memedom.

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Q: How do you know when Neal Boortz is lying? A: His lips are moving!

Posted at 02:11
by J. A. Baker
in GOP Bizarro World; Adults in Charge?; It Burns When Neal Boortz Pees

Case in point: an entry in the “Reading Assignments” section of his daily program notes for June 25. The entry in question reads as follows:

The New York Times ran an Op-Ed saying that Bush actually got one right in his war against Islamic extremism.

Apparently, Boortz expects his suckers sycophants listeners to read that line and think, “See? Even the evil editors at the librul New York Times agrees that Bush has done a wonderful job of microwaving all Muslims fighting Islamic terrorism! Eat it, f*cking traitor DemonRAT scumbags!!!11!1!1!1!!eleventy-one!!11!!”

Sadly, their trust in Boortz as a teller of Painful Truths™©® would be sorely misplaced, as the link goes not to a NYT Editorial Board-endorsed essay, but to the latest Bush-apologia from known hack David Brooks. Worse for Boortz’s alleged credibility, the subject of Brooks’ column was not the War on a Tactic™ in general, but the invasion of Iraq specifically (which, despite the neocons’ protests to the contrary, had absolutely nothing to do with the hunt for Osama bin Laden, Mullah Omar, etc.).

But then, when was the last time that Boortz ever said anything that had even the most tangential relationship with the truth?

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Shorter New York Times

Posted at 00:39
by J. A. Baker
in What Liberal Media?; Election '08

Delicate Talks for Democrats on a Path to a Unified Party

  • OH NOES!!! The Democrats be stealin’ our “Discord among the Democrat Party” bukkit!!!

“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
I am aware of all Internet tradtions.™

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