Monday, July 7th, 2008
Theme Night at the (Wing)nut Factory: “I hate DemonRATS!”
Shorter Jon Sanders:
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Aha! I gotcha, you foul DemonRATs! I found an obscure Democrat whose alleged Satanism led to heinous crimes, so yer all evil Satan-worshippers who have no right to any role in civilized society! Bwa hahahaha!!!
Shorter Phil Harris:
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Jesus loves me! This I know,
For Larry Elder tells me so.
Liberals shall burn in hell;
They think Satan is so swell.
"Shorter" concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
I am aware of all Internet tradtions.™
