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Tuesday, July 8th, 2008
Meet the Bias

Posted at 09:48
by J. A. Baker
in What Liberal Media?; Election '08

Shorter Verbatim Bob Schieffer:

SCHIEFFER: Before we—before—because we are going to talk about—are you now challenging Senator McCain’s integrity?

  • Hey! How dare you criticize St. John of Sedona?!

Alternate shorter:

Wow, Bob. You’re two-for-two now. Are you going to buy McCain some sprinkle donuts to go with that verbal blowjob?

“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
I am aware of all Internet tradtions.™

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