JABbering Stooge

Source: NASA

It’s a terrorist-loving solar eclipse! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Here’s one of the latest brain farts to leak out of Neal Boortz’s head butt:

The latest global warming scare: we are going to have more raw sewage in our local water supplies because sewer systems are aging … because of climate change. No, I’m not kidding. Here we have climate change being used as an excuse to bleed taxpayers for more money.

Essentially, Boortz is saying “Drink shit and die!” so that he can keep his head in the sand about global warming, declaring it an evil hoax perpetrated by evil, America-hating “libruls” to fluoridate your water turn this country into a “communist paradise.” I guess having a working infrastructure constitutes a “communist paradise” among the elite of the right-wing talking heads.

Even better, Boortz has the audacity to say this on the anniversary of the I-35W bridge collapse, no less. Nice.

They still don’t get it, do they?

If they weren’t so venal– and so adapt at taking very good care of themselves– you might feel sorry for Republican members of Congress. Here they have been spending all month worrying if voters are going to connect the dots between massive campaign “contributions” from Big Oil (almost a quarter billion dollars since 1990– 75% of it to Republicans, most of the rest to the Republican wing of the Democratic Party) and the policies that brought on, at least in part, the high gasoline prices.

But with the threat still looming that the Democrats might actually expose them by helping voters connect those dots, suddenly there’s a new challenge facing them: massive donations of VECO bribes that Stevens spread around the Republican caucus. So far none only a few of the GOP senators who took the tainted money have agreed to give it back.

I wish I could say I feel sorry for these soon to be unemployed corrupt-o-cons.

It didn’t have to be this way…

‘Cause, I mean, even with all this stuff we preach about the sanctity of life, we don’t practice it. We don’t practice it. Look at what we’d kill: Mosquitos and flies. ‘Cause they’re pests. Lions and tigers. ‘Cause it’s fun! Chickens and pigs. ‘Cause we’re hungry. Pheasants and quails. ‘Cause it’s fun. And we’re hungry. And people “libruls”. We kill people “libruls”… ‘Cause they’re pests. And it’s fun!

George Carlin — Back In Town