Sunday, August 10th, 2008
Shorter Cokie Roberts:



“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
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Financial Times: Lieberman on McCain VP Short List

Read it and weep. The money quote:

“[McCain] loves Lieberman*. And he is on the [short-]list because Lieberman has never embarrassed anyone, never misspoken. The first rule is, don’t take someone who costs you votes,” said one McCain adviser.

Actually, I beg to differ, Mr. Unnamed McCain Adviser! Slummy Joe has been a constant embarrassment since, oh, about 9/11, when he took up the GOP’s cause célébre — The Final Solution to The Muslim Problem™®©.

* Um…let’s just let that one lie, okay?


Okay, just shoot me.

Shoot me now and get it over with.


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