Tuesday, August 12th, 2008
Shorter Michael Novak:
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Abortion is a war crime even worse than slavery and genocide COMBINED! Executing [plural n-word] for posessing 0.01 μg of chronic and random slaughter of the [ethnic slur for Muslims/Arabs] inhabiting a country that didn’t attack us? That’s a modern sacrament!
“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
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