Tuesday, August 12th, 2008
That boy is a P-I-G, PIG!*
Thrice-divorced oxycontin junkie Rush “I learned all I need to know about women from my cat” Limbaugh opines on Sen. Edwards’ infidelity:
Ladies and gentleman, my theory that I just explained to you about why — you know, what could have John Edwards’ motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk.
I guess now we know why Pillz-E’s always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Limbaugh.
* With apologies to John Landis.
