Friday, August 22nd, 2008
Shorter Howard Kurtz:
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See? Even The New Republic’s Sacha Zimmerman agrees with me 1000% that no liberal could ever possibly be considered a Serious Thinker™©® — they’re all Too Shrill For Teevee™©®!
Seriously, Howie, if you’re going to make such a venomous display of your flagrant refusal TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, then perhaps journalism isn’t an appropriate line of work for you. I understand, however, that Fox News is always eagerly looking for a few good propagandists.
“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
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