Monday, August 25th, 2008
Shorter Texas 3rd Court of Appeals:
DeLay might be cleared of charges
Appeals court says money-laundering law didn’t apply to checks.
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Money laundering is okay if you’re Tom DeLay, and you’re doing it by check.
Seriously, Texas 3rd Court of Appeals, it’s okay because it was done by check?! I know I’m just a stupid, terrorist, traitor spawn-of-Satan “librul”, but aren’t all monetary transactions in today’s politics done by check? And what sort of precedent does this set? You just know that the drug cartels are gonna look at this and say, “Okay, we just have to do our money laundering by check now (and contribute to Republicans).”
*Sigh* Welcome to Texas, where the corruption is as big as the Palo Duro Canyon.
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