JABbering Stooge

Doop-dee-doop*, checkin’ t3h Internetz:

On October 2nd, 2008 at 7:02 pm, ajmontana said:
I’d rather have a bidet/odopey pinata.

On October 2nd, 2008 at 8:19 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:
“Oh my-I am terribly sorry! Lost my glasses and thought he was a moose! Oh my!

Wow. I am in awe. One commenter wants to use Obama and Biden as piñatas, and another “jokes” about Gov. Mooseburger “accidentally” shooting Biden. Such lovely people you associate with there, Michelle!

* With apologies to the fine folks at Sadly, No!

Are you guys up for another drinking game? Well, too bad!

JABbering Stooge Official 2008 Vice-Presidential Debate Drinking Game

The following are worth one drink:

• Gov. Mooseburger Palin refers to herself as “Joe Sixpack”.

• Gov. Palin gives a beauty pageant-quality answer.

• The words “like,” “everywhere,” “such as,” “the Iraq” or “U.S. Americans” appear anywhere in one of Gov. Palin’s answers.

• Gov. Palin has a deer-in-the-headlights look during any of the questions.

The following are worth two drinks:

• Gov. Palin mentions what books she’d like to burn ban.

• Gov. Palin talks about Putin’s head invading American airspace.

• Gov. Palin claims to have said “Thanks, but no thanks” to the Bridge to Nowhere™.

• Gov. Palin mentions Bristol’s pregnancy as an example of how life-loving conservatives are.

The following are worth three drinks:

• Gov. Palin derides “community organizers.”

• Gov. Palin complains about the moderator/that she doesn’t get only softball questions.

• Gov. Palin calls Joe Biden a “latent Marxist”.

Chug if this happens:

• The “librul” media, in spite of all of the above, declares Gov. Palin the winner.

WARNING: Only play the JABbering Stooge Official 2008 Vice-Presidential Debate Drinking Game if you have a strong liver or are drinking non-alcoholic beverages. This blogger is not liable for any alcohol-related medical emergencies resulting from playing this drinking game for real.