Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
‘Ere’s mud in yer eye!
Are you guys up for another drinking game? Well, too bad!
JABbering Stooge Official 2008 Vice-Presidential Debate Drinking Game
The following are worth one drink:
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Gov.
MooseburgerPalin refers to herself as “Joe Sixpack”. -
Gov. Palin gives a beauty pageant-quality answer.
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The words “like,” “everywhere,” “such as,” “the Iraq” or “U.S. Americans” appear anywhere in one of Gov. Palin’s answers.
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Gov. Palin has a deer-in-the-headlights look during any of the questions.
The following are worth two drinks:
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Gov. Palin mentions what books she’d like to
burnban. -
Gov. Palin talks about Putin’s head invading American airspace.
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Gov. Palin claims to have said “Thanks, but no thanks” to the Bridge to Nowhere™.
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Gov. Palin mentions Bristol’s pregnancy as an example of how life-loving conservatives are.
The following are worth three drinks:
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Gov. Palin derides “community organizers.”
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Gov. Palin complains about the moderator/that she doesn’t get only softball questions.
Chug if this happens:
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The “librul” media, in spite of all of the above, declares Gov. Palin the winner.
WARNING: Only play the JABbering Stooge Official 2008 Vice-Presidential Debate Drinking Game if you have a strong liver or are drinking non-alcoholic beverages. This blogger is not liable for any alcohol-related medical emergencies resulting from playing this drinking game for real.
