Friday, October 10th, 2008
Shorter John M. Murtagh:
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America-hating super-secret double-probation Muslim Manchurian Candidate B. Hussein Osama personally ordered William Ayers to
fluoridate my family’s water supplyrape my dogbomb my house when he was just eight years old.
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