Thursday, October 16th, 2008
Who is John Galt Joe the Plumber?

Posted at 18:20
by J. A. Baker
in The WTF?! Files; GOP Bizarro World; Election '08

Well, apparently, he’s a GOP plant who’s related to the Keating family (yes, THAT Keating family)*. Oh, and he’s a deadbeat taxpayer. Who is not a licensed plumber. Whose voter registration would get challenged under Ohio law if he were a Democrat. (Remember, IOKIYAR.) And did you know that his name is not Joe, but Sam? I Am Not Making This Up.

And yet this is the “Average Joe” that Republicans trot out to prove that Democrats hate America, kittens and apple pie and want to fluoridate our water supply. PA-THE-TIC.

* Cf.

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Shorter Mark Steyn:

Posted at 01:12
by J. A. Baker
in The WTF?! Files; Eliminationist Fantasies; Election '08; Obama Derangement Syndrome

This Should Have Been the First Debate

  • All those nuts screaming “Traitor!”, “Terrorist!”, “Off with his head!” and “Kill him!” were really talking about Sen. McCain! No, really! Seriously! Why are you laughing?

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