Wednesday, October 29th, 2008
Why do you keep hitting yourself?
Sweet Zombie Jesus, I think we’ve found our new Stupidest Fucking Guy On The Face Of The Earth™* — McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds. Here he is trying to defend Gov. Sarah Palin’s record as Alaska’s Socialist-in-Chief:
BOUNDS: No, in Alaska its a unique state because all the residents there have a unique share of the natural resources, that the oil companies come in and use, so therefore they share the revenues of the resources. […] Its absurd to equate sharing the oil resources that all of these Alaskans have an ownership stake in, and trying to negotiate a deal with the oil companies that use those resources that —
Shorter Tucker Bounds: "It’s not socialism when we do it!"
Seriously, why does the McCain campaign keep Tucker Bounds on the payroll? He’s been spanked badly on at least two occasions by the daytime cable anchors, and even some of the Freepers are disgusted with him.
But if you’re looking for comedy gold, you sure as hell can’t do much better.
