Monday, November 10th, 2008
ClownHall Tries to Cope:
It is a sad spectacle watching the mixed bag of nuts over at Townhall drown their sorrows over Tuesday’s election. Let’s watch the slow-motion trainwreck, shall we?
Shorter Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.:
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SHRIIIEEEEEEEEK! Obama has enabled Sharia Creep™©®!!!1!1!!1!!1!eleventy-one!
Shorter Kevin McCullough:
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Buck up, fellow conservative warriors! Surely the American people will come back to us once they realize that their Messiah can’t save them! And we can help them realized that by persuing the exact same strategy that got our butts handed to us on Tuesday!
Shorter Paul Jacob:
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We can get control of congress back with our new motto: “‘Change’ is the new ‘status quo!’” Wait, why are you laughing?
Shorter Doug Giles:
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B. Hussein will never be my president — he’s an evil, Marxist terrorist-loving Muslim! And I say to him, “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
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