Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
Crowning Moment of WTF?!

Posted at 20:50
by J. A. Baker
in Religious Thuggery; The WTF?! Files; Naked Racism; Obama Derangement Syndrome

Wow.

Zawahiri said in an audio message posted on militant websites that Mr Obama was “the direct opposite of honourable black Americans” such as Malcolm X.

“It is true about you and people like you … what Malcolm X said about the house negros,” he said, naming Colin Powell, the former US secretary of state, and, Condoleezza Rice, the incumbent.

Ayman al-Zawahiri was at one of the McCain/Palin events. Who knew? (Take THAT, Stalkin’ Malkin!)

AFTERSNARK (21:24 CST, 11/19/2008): This appeared in Stalkin’ Malkin’s comments: “Now that precedent has been set, I’m anxiously awaiting Ayman Zawahiris’ appearance on Good Morning America. What? They only book white, American unrepentent terrorists? How racist.” When did they have Eric Robert Rudolph on?

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Schadenfreude!

Posted at 19:10
by J. A. Baker
in Adults in Charge?; Our Dying Democracy; Lawbreaking Conservatives; Things That Make You LOL

Dick Vader and “Fredo” Gonzales indicted in Texas on prisoner abuse charges.

As my blog pen pal, Canadian Cynic, so aptly put it, “HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ”

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The Force(TM) is not strong with this one

Posted at 17:47
by J. A. Baker
in Religious Thuggery; GOP Bizarro World; Eliminationist Fantasies; Homophobia In Action; It's the Hypocrisy, Stupid

Stalkin’ Malkin, thinking that she’s found a double standard, bwa-ha-has over a reader e-mail about NYC implementing a local version of the FACE Act:

You can stand in front of a church yelling “Mormon scum,” but if you pray in front of a taxpayer-subsidized abortion clinic, watch out.

Well, Michelle, that’s ‘cause gays don’t bomb churches or shoot pastors when they lose. Zygote zealots are known for doing that.*

* Cf.

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A matter of perspective

Posted at 15:42
by J. A. Baker
in The WTF?! Files; Culture of Corruption; GOP Bizarro World; It Burns When Neal Boortz Pees

You know, rational people would look at the situation American auto industry is facing and see bad management, an even poorer business model, global warming denialism, and a Santayana-esque failure to learn the lessons of history as the causes.

Not Neal Boortz. No, he looks at the self-inflicted disaster facing the auto industry and lays the entirety of the blame on…wait for it…T3H 3VIL UNIONS!!!!!! This is because demagogues like Boortz are ideologically committed to the idea that managers are infallible gods and workers are stupid, lazy bums who need to be micromanaged and always and forever produce precisely zero value for a company.

No wonder why he’s been soliciting “stupid employee” stories from his listeners. After all, we all know that no manager has ever done anything stupid, right?

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