JABbering Stooge

Doop-dee-doop*, checkin’ t3h Internetz:

Reader Jeanette writes;

• As a non-practising Christian I have never displayed a nativity scene in my home, mostly out of principal and respect for those for whom the Christmas story is meaningful. I don’t believe in being a “Sunday Christian”, or even a “Christmas Christian”.

  That was until recently, when I started to realize that in doing so I am silently condoning the demise of our Judeo-Christian culture. For me being a “secular Christian” is now a political statement against those liberal forces that are causing us to say “Happy Holidays” and “Holiday tree” etc.

  So this year I decided to add a Nativity scene to my Christmas decorations and I needed to go out and buy one. In previous years they have abounded at all the major retailers throughout the Christmas season and in the post Christmas sale period. To my shock there wasn’t a single nativity scene for sale at Walmart in Regina nor at Costco! I have yet to check out Zellers and Canadian Tire. Is that because they are sold out, or not bringing them in for sale?

  Do I think it’s a conspiracy, No! But is it more evidence that the liberal movement to destroy our Christian culture? It could be. Perhaps this could be a discussion on SDA.

  Merry Christmas Kate, and Happy New Year.

Comments open for your feedback…

Why, no Jeanette. You’re not imagining things. There is a Vast Liberoslamathehomofeminazi Conspiracy to Ban Christmas and Fluoridate Your Water Supply™! Why, just yesterday, we received word that the— huh? What was that? Breaking news? Okay, lay it on me:

A prominent evangelical lobbyist resigned yesterday over his remarks in a National Public Radio interview, in which he said he supports permitting same-sex civil unions.

The Rev. Richard Cizik, vice president for governmental affairs for the National Association of Evangelicals (NAE), later apologized for the remark, said the Rev. Leith Anderson, president of the 30 million-member organization.

But, Anderson said, “he lost the leadership’s confidence as spokesman, and that’s hard to regain.”

Hmph. Office politics. Don’t you know the first rule of Gay Tolerant Evangelical Club is? You don’t talk abou— Wait, there’s more?

NEW YORK - The brother of an Ecuadorean immigrant beaten to death in an apparent hate crime asked neighbors Sunday for help finding the killers.

[…]

Jose Sucuzhanay, a 31-year-old real estate broker, was accosted on a Brooklyn street by men who yelled anti-Hispanic and anti-gay slurs at him and his brother, Rommel, early on Dec. 7, according to police. The two were walking arm-in-arm after attending a church party and then stopping at a bar.

Rommel Sucuzhanay was able to get away and call police, but Jose Sucuzhanay was attacked by three men who smashed a beer bottle over his head, hit him in the head with an aluminum baseball bat and kicked him, police said.

But that just shows why we need to ban gay marriage starting yesterday! If gays knew they could walk around openly in public without fear of being beaten to a bloody pulp the— huh? You found something in the comments of the post that opened this rant?

We should imprison anyone who refuses to say Merry Christmas.

Ahh, those poor, persecuted conservative Christians. So put upon that they fire one of their own for letting slip that he’s okay with treating them like human beings, beat an immigrant to death for walking arm-in-arm wtih his brother and demand that harried retail clerks who don’t kowtow to their particular avatar of the divine be thrown in the pokey (after being suitably tasered, of course).

But don’t you dare call them intolerant.

* With apologies to the fine folks at Sadly, No!