Thursday, January 8th, 2009
15 billionth verse, same as the first
Shorter Stalkin’ Malkin:
“We don’t know why we do it, but we will never stop because Islam and our elders require it.”
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Muslims, and only Muslims, are incurably violent, sexist reprobates worthy only of being shoved into Adam Yoshida’s macrowave.
“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
I am aware of all Internet tradtions.™


