Friday, March 20th, 2009
Speaking of people looking for any excuse to slag Obama…
Given his Twitter avatar, I thought it appropriate to re-enact the events that led up to Jake Tapper blocking certain liberal bloggers from following his Twitter feed in the style of South Park.
DAVID “KYLE BROFLOVSKI” KURTZ: Mr. Garrison, my I please mock your obsession with Obama’s lame “Special Olympics” joke and then follow you on Twitter?
JAKE “MR. GARRISON” TAPPER: Well, I don’t know, Kyle, why don’t you ask Mr. Hat?
DK: I DON’T WANNA ASK MR. HAT, I’M ASKING YOU!
JT: Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat.
DK: (sighs) Mr. Hat, may I please mock Mr. Garrison’s obsession with Obama’s lame “Special Olympics” joke and then follow him on Twitter?
JT: (as Mr. Hat) Well, Kyle, NO! YOU HEAR ME? YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! (as himself) Hmm. Guess you’ll have to take your seat, Kyle.
DK: DAMMIT!
ADAM “ERIC CARTMAN” SERWER: (to DK) HA! HA! Mr. Hat yelled at you!
DK: (to AS) SHUT UP!
JT: That’s quite enough, you two! You’re both banned from my Twitter feed!
AS: GODDAMMIT! I OUGHTA KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE NUTS!
What a Twit Mr. Garrison Jake Tapper is, eh? I guess it’s time for another blogger ethics panel.
