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Monday, April 27th, 2009
You were saying, governor?

Posted at 14:02
by J. A. Baker
in Local Wingnuttery; GOP Bizarro World; Things That Make You LOL; It's the Hypocrisy, Stupid; Irony Deficiency; You Fail Economics Forever; The Stupid, It Burns!

Shorter Gov. Goodhair:

Rick Perry, After Raising Secession, Calls For Fed Help With Swine Flu

  • No, we don’t need no stinkin’ stimulus money — it’ll just go to help those shiftless bums who weren’t born with a silver spoon in their mouths! In fact, we’ll secede before we ac— HOLY CRAP! SAVE US, MR. PRESIDENT! GET OFF YOUR LAZY DUFF AND SAVE US FROM THE UNEXPECTED PANDEMIC THAT ANYBODY WITH HALF A BRAIN COULD’VE SEEN COMING A MILE AWAY!

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