Thursday, October 8th, 2009
One more hoop to jump through…
On Nov. 1, a law in Oklahoma will go into effect that will collect personal details about every single abortion performed in the state and post them on a public website. Implementing the measure will “cost $281,285 the first year and $256,285 each subsequent year.” Here are the first eight questions that women will have to reveal:
Date of abortion [So we can update our sexcrime statistics, eh? — Ed.]
County in which abortion performed [All the better to vector in those OK National Guard Black Hawk Helicopters for an attack, amirite? — Ed.]
Age of mother [The sooner we can shame little Suzie into
“consenting” to FGMkeeping her slutty legs closed, the better! — Ed.]Marital status of mother (married, divorced, separated, widowed, or never married) [This is so We The Government of the Theocratic Republic of Oklahoma can turn you over to your
Commanderhusband/father for a proper honor killing. — Ed.]Race of mother [We The Government of the Theocratic Republic of Oklahoma are concerned that too many white, Christian women are committing Gender Treason™. If the brown people and Muslims want to abort all their offspring, more power to them! — Ed.]
Years of education of mother (specify highest year completed) [The fewer the better, in the eyes of the Oklahoma lege. — Ed.]
State or foreign country of residence of mother [See my comment on question 5. — Ed.]
Total number of previous pregnancies of the mother
Live Births
Miscarriages
Induced Abortions
[Because We The Government of the Theocratic Republic of Oklahoma simply MUST know the extent of little Suzie’s string of sexcrimes! We can’t possiblycummete out proper punishment for her wanton harlotry without it! — Ed.]
*SIGH* The Earth-Shattering Kaboom can’t come fast enough, it seems.
