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Thursday, September 10th, 2009
Joe Wilson’s Greatest [sic] Hits:

Posted at 20:32
by J. A. Baker
in GOP Bizarro World; Dissent = Treason; Adults in Charge?; T3h Internets Is A Series Of YouTubes; Obama Derangement Syndrome; Teabagging

Here he is in the rush to war in 2002 accusing Rep. Bob Filner (D — CA) of treason for daring to tell the truth about St. Ronnie The Red-Ink Raygun helping Saddam gas the Kurds:


This is also the same Rep. Joe Wilson who was forced to apologize for slagging the late Strom Thurmond’s *urp* lovechild for daring to admit what Thurmond’s family had openly admitted to.

Yeah.

You stay KKKlassy, Rep. Wilson.

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Joe Wilson IS your pre-existing condition.

Posted at 20:10
by J. A. Baker
in GOP Bizarro World; Adults in Charge?; Things That Make You LOL; Obama Derangement Syndrome; The Stupid, It Burns!; Teabagging

Spread the meme.

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Dear Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX):

Posted at 19:39
by J. A. Baker
in Adults in Charge?; Obama Derangement Syndrome; The Stupid, It Burns!; Teabagging

You want a sign to wear next time President Obama speaks to you? Well, here’s yer sign:

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Relegate them to the Children’s Table.

Posted at 14:28
by J. A. Baker
in GOP Bizarro World; Adults in Charge?; Our Dying Democracy; Obama Derangement Syndrome; Teabagging

Just call them the Teabagger Caucus. I’m pretty damn sure that no Democrat was EVER this rude to The Most Holy George W. Christ The Infallible.

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Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
The incivility of The Left(TM):

Posted at 21:30
by J. A. Baker
in Culture of Corruption; GOP Bizarro World; Adults in Charge?; Obama Derangement Syndrome; CIGNA Wants You To Die

You stay KKKlassy, Rep. Joe Wilson (R — Douchebag).

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Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
“Be Cool, Stay In School?” That’s Un-American(TM)!

Posted at 14:27
by J. A. Baker
in GOP Bizarro World; Adults in Charge?; T3h Internets Is A Series Of YouTubes; Things That Make You LOL; Obama Derangement Syndrome

And now comes the time on JABbering Stooge when we PARODY!



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Friday, September 4th, 2009
John Cole agrees with me.

Posted at 19:14
by J. A. Baker
in GOP Bizarro World; Adults in Charge?; Our Dying Democracy; Obama Derangement Syndrome; You Fail Economics Forever; Teabagging

Fascinating:

I’m seriously just sick of lunatics. I really am. I simply can not believe people are freaking out over Obama addressing schoolchildren. As unhinged as I thought some on the left were in the early Bush years, they have nothing on the right-wing noise machine. They’ll just say or do anything. They have no shame. And I’m sick of reading “respectable” Republicans who fail to call their own party out on this crap. They sit by and feed this nonsense, but I’m supposed to get my knickers in a twist because a liberal blogger said the “f” word of [sic] Van Jones called Republicans “assholes?”

Can we just start the civil war now so it might be over by the 2012 election?

Heh. Indeed. The only problem is that, if the last civil war is any indication, Civil War 2.0 would last past the 2012 election (which Obama would win handily), and Obama would be assassinated less than a week after the official end of fighting.

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Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
Sometimes the comedy just writes itself

Posted at 23:33
by J. A. Baker
in Adults in Charge?; T3h Internets Is A Series Of YouTubes; Things That Make You LOL; Obama Derangement Syndrome; The Stupid, It Burns!; Teabagging

Keith gleefully mocks Glenn Beck’s General Ripper-esque paranoia about the artwork in Rockefeller Center in NYC:

Well played, sir. I bow before your comedic might. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Thursday, August 27th, 2009
Just so you know:

Posted at 21:04
by J. A. Baker
in GOP = Ghoulish Oppressive Perverts; Adults in Charge?; It's the Hypocrisy, Stupid; Kennedy Derangement Syndrome

I will not be lectured by those who were munging* Reagan’s corpse on national TV on how to mourn Ted Kennedy.

* Cf.

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We have a WINNAH!

Posted at 18:00
by J. A. Baker
in GOP = Ghoulish Oppressive Perverts; Eliminationist Fantasies; Adults in Charge?; Twits; Kennedy Derangement Syndrome

After spending seven tweets devoted to engaging in one particularly egregious libel of Sen. Kennedy, I think it’s safe to say that Andrew Breitbart has earned the right to be slapped with this:

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