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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
The Divine Right of Republicans

Remember when I chastised Michelle Malkin for illogically claiming that the teabaggers were a counterinsurgency, only to walk it back a little bit in light of new evidence that suggested the previously unconsidered possibility that she honestly believes that only conservatives are the legitimate rulers of ‘Murrka?

Well, it’s not just Malkin. On Thursday, John “Spathi” Hinderaker verbally fellated Andrei Zhdanov School of Conservative Correctness founder Andrew Breitbart for courageously teabagging the late Sen. Ted Kennedy’s fresh corpse from the safety of Twitter. Wiping Breitbart’s jizz from his chin, Fwiffo concluded thusly:

It’s time for conservatives—mainstream Americans, in other words—to throw off the shackles and get aggressive. Our beliefs are correct, our values are the foundation of any society that doesn’t have a death wish, and our interests, unlike those of the leftists, are legitimate. We deserve to govern this country, and before long, we will.

Yes, you read that right. John Hinderaker believes that conservatives are the only legitimate ruling party in America. Kind of like the Divine Right of Kings™ that the war that gave birth to our country was all about getting away from. If that’s not anti-democratic, then nothing is.

Worse, this isn’t the first time that the Sense of Entitlement That Dare Not Speak Its Name™ has bubbled up to the surface on the right. Let’s not forget that barely two years ago, Rev. Joseph Fuiten famously let slip to CNN’s Christiane Amanpour that he believes that non-Dominionists are illegal aliens in their own country:


As Sara Robinson noted at the time, Fuiten’s outrageous (but in hindsight, hardly surprising) remarks were ignored by just about everyone in the punditocracy (both mainstream and — to a lesser degree — the blogosphere) in favor of the “sexier” (and thus more “newsworthy” in the eyes of T3h Village Idiots™) “BattleCry” rallies. And now we’re seeing the consequences of ignoring Fuiten’s sentiment as it becomes safe to espouse on the mainstream right, particularly as it seems to come in response to the “horror” of having a black president.

It’s a feat that flows naturally out of the backlash against “Political Correctness” which has done so much to erode the taboo against being nakedly racist (to the point where Rush Limbaugh feels safe suggesting that buses be re-segregated). The further right the Overton Window gets pushed, the more acceptable it becomes to utter certain odious notions — Inciting the murder of abortion providers is a “profile in courage,” digitally teabagging a recently deceased Senator via Twitter makes one “fearless and aggressive,” anyone who doesn’t subscribe to a Christian Dominionist theology is a “secular illegal alien,” heckling the first black president in violation of Hosue rules is perfectly fine, etc.

It is for this very reason that Sarah’s comment at the time was disturbingly prescient:

As I’ve been noting, this kind of remark is hardly an isolated incident. If they’re willing to talk like this on national TV, you know that whatever they’re saying in private among themselves is far, far worse. This is a meme that’s already covering the countryside — softening the ground for those Battle Cry/OSU-trained Christian soldiers, who are actively preparing themselves to take back the country for God, and transform our democracy into a theocratic kingdom by any means necessary.

He said it. Right out loud on CNN, without even trying to make it sound PC.

We’d best start taking these people at their word.

Indeed. However, it brings to mind an even more disturbing thought. If the idea that adherents of a particular political ideology are the only ones fit to rule in America is now so readily espoused on the right, what are they saying in the smoke-filled back rooms NOW that won’t be “safe” to utter in polite company until after the next election cycle passes?

Thursday, September 10th, 2009
Joe Wilson’s Greatest [sic] Hits:

Here he is in the rush to war in 2002 accusing Rep. Bob Filner (D — CA) of treason for daring to tell the truth about St. Ronnie The Red-Ink Raygun helping Saddam gas the Kurds:


This is also the same Rep. Joe Wilson who was forced to apologize for slagging the late Strom Thurmond’s *urp* lovechild for daring to admit what Thurmond’s family had openly admitted to.

Yeah.

You stay KKKlassy, Rep. Wilson.

Friday, August 28th, 2009
Hey, Pillz-E! Riddle me this:

If Sen. Kennedy was a traitor for the discredited trope that he was a Commie agent out to sap Reagan’s precious bodily fluids, then was Nixon a traitor for undermining LBJ’s efforts to end the war in Vietnam?

Or is that somehow different?

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
Our Stupid Discourse

Eric Boehlert has a must-read article on the “librul” media’s treatment of the DFH’s who wisely foresaw the disaster awaiting us in Iraq vs. its treatment of the Teabaggers over at Media Matters.

Check it out.

Friday, August 7th, 2009
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,/ Slouches towards Houston to be born?*

If you want to get an insight into the origins of the teabaggers and their Town Hall Putsches, you can’t do much better than this column by Stephen Pizzo, who covered the 1992 Republican National Convention in Houston, Texas (scene of Pat Buchanan’s infamous “Culture War” speech). I have reproduced the full text below the fold.**

Click here to see the rest of the story…

Thursday, August 6th, 2009
So, yeah… About Michelle Malkin…

It seems that I was a bit hasty in my assessment of her earlier comments. In spite of being told that “counter-insurgency” doesn’t mean what she thinks it means, she keeps using it to describe the Teabagging Brownshirt movement.

What this suggests to me is that far from being outright stupid, Malkin is being mendacious. She truly believes that in spite of the drubbing her party took in the election last year, Obama is ineligible to rule simply by virtue of his being a Democrat. That somehow, in spite of all evidence, the Republicans represent the rightful government of the United States and that all Democrats are usurpers who stole power in a coup d’etat. Therefore, in her mind, anything goes in an effort to regain control of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

This dovetails perfectly with the Birther movement. The Birthers also believe that “the uppity [insert racial slur]” occupying the White House is an unconstitutional interloper for the crime of winning an election while being a black liberal moderate. In the utopia envisioned by both Malkin and the Birthers, Democrats would be legally barred from holding elected office.

This sort of rhetoric is not only nakedly partisan, but borders on eliminationist. It’s the sort of thing that leads to assassinations and civil wars. It’s dangerous, and if Malkin and the Birthers had any sense of propriety or shame, they’d put a stop to it post haste. But as we saw in the Chad Castagana case and the UC Santa Cruz case, that ain’t happening any time soon.

And so, we inch ever closer to midnight on the Civil War 2.0 clock.

Friday, July 31st, 2009
“You’re so full of hate,” said the hater.

Life just isn’t fair to the Andrei Zhdanov of the Right, Brent Bozell. I mean, the very notion that at any given time someone in the media can disagree with him and still be gainfully employed afterward must really stick in his craw. It’s no wonder then, that he spent last Wednesday riding to the defense of the king of personal attacks, Rush Limbaugh. In his attempt to shield Limbaugh from any criticism whatsoever, he pointed to acerbic comments about Limbaugh from Ed Schultz, Ron Reagan, Jr., Jon Stewart and Mike Malloy as examples of how… wait for it… The LEFT™®© are solely responsible for the coarsening of our public discourse and that only The LEFT™®© could be so hateful.

No, seriously.

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Thursday, June 18th, 2009
Dear Washington Post:

Firing Dan Froomkin for the thoughtcrime of being openly liberal won’t endear you to those who make a living bashing you for being “liberal.”

Sincerely,

J. A. Baker

Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Someone needs to find Dick Cheney’s ass…

…‘cuz Keith just kicked it into next week:

Well played, Mr. Olbermann. Well played.

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
Shorter Entire Wingnutosphere*:

Federal agency warns of radicals on right

* See here, here, here, here, hereherehere…oh, heck. Just see here.


“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
I am aware of all Internet tradtions.


INCIDENTALLY: Glennzilla, Blue Texan, Dave Neiwert and Tim F. have more on the naked hypocrisy of the right. Neiwert also has more on the 90’s background that right-wingers conveniently forgot while they were rooting around in Bill Clinton’s zipper and sniffing Hillary Clinton’s panties.

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